↳ ੈ‧₊˚ ┊͙in which [y/n] [l/n]'s two
crackhead boyfriend's have a debate
on who is the better daddy - shrek or
barry bee benson... *ੈ✩‧₊˚
A DISASTERPIECE CRACK FIC
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└──» K. BAKUGO X FEM!READER X D. KAMINARI
cover art isn't mine.
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ˏˋ🍧°•*⁀➷ [y/n] [l/n] looked at her other boyfriend, tears growing in her segsy mf eyes. "Did you just say that something was wrong with me and Kaminari?"
At first, Katsuki was going to nod. Duh something was wrong with them, but he still loved [y/n]. Though, when seeing the girl threatening to cry, his eyes widened.
"Don't cry!"
"🥺"
"I said no god dammit!"
"Why not?" [y/n] stuck out her tongue.
"Because, if you do, I'll beat your ass." Bakugo glared at them.
[y/n] laughed. "Kinky~"
Kaminari blinked. 'I thought I was the kinky one—'
"Hey, Sparky," Bakugo growled. "Tomorrow, we're gonna have a shitty vote to see which is better. Just a heads up though — Shrek is gonna win."
"😳" [y/n] said.
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[n/n] 💀💘 can u believe bakugo thinks there's something wrong w/ us??
kalimari donkey 👀💞 ik i sure can't cUz oH bOi
bakubae 💗👄💗 this is the fucking gc
[n/n] 💀💘 lmao awkward
bakubae 💗👄💗 i fucking hate u all
kalimari donkey 👀💞 🥺🥺🥺
[n/n] 💀💘 ilyt u meanie 😭
bakubae 💗👄💗 this is y i don't date extras smh
[n/n] 💀💘 eXCUSE ME
kalimari donkey 👀💞
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[n/n] 💀💘 yk u've been acting real bitchy over a petty argument lol
bakubae 💗👄💗 says you.
[n/n] 💀💘 says me? wtf did i ever do
kalimari donkey 👀💞
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bakubae 💗👄💗 you cry over the littlest shit just stop being a baby for once is that so fucking hard ?
[n/n] 💀💘 fuck this shit kami let's go talk abt barry bee benson
kalimari donkey 👀💞
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[y/n] frowned. How come Bakugo turned on her so quickly. It was just a joke, right? She turned to Kaminari, then back to Bakugo. None of her [e/c] showed any signs of sorrow. Just a ton of sleepiness. After all, she was hella tired of Bakugo now.
"Let's go," [y/n] sighed, pecking Kaminari's cheek as his face burned a bright red.
Both held hands as Bakugo was left at the front of U.A. [y/n] supposed that Bakugo just needed some space. How else was he suppose to calm down? She sucked at confronting.
"Where are we going, [n/n]?" Kaminari looked behind his shoulder, worrying that Bakugo would sister slice his nut sacks in a jealous rage.
[y/n] smiled. "The park! I wanna go on the swings, but we can go somewhere else if you want."
"We're only swinging?"
"Why?"
"Damn... no ✨make out✨?"
The perverted phone charger got a slice on just one nut sack. Though he appreciated that not both of them were sliced though. [y/n] sighed.
"I think Barry changed you." [y/n] laughed. "Wait, are you bringing the cut out—"
"Don't call him a cut out!" Kaminari exclaimed, caressing piece of pretty cardboard. "Barry is important..."
Kaminari understood he sounded crazy, but only crazy for the second love of his life, Barry.
"Jesus Christ..."
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