Snips and Snaps

Mature language in this one

Your nightmares aren't anything more than my daydreams, kid

-Lucifer

Maybe the cake had a red bull and flew away

-Sunfall

The only place I will ever sing is the shower. I am now the king of shower singing.

-Alexander

Alright beeches, let's be real for just a second; who doesn't dream of riding a ninja unicorn at least twice?

-Terrell

I will make you wear a tie dye dress, don't doubt me, I will make you wear one.

-Clay

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww! I touched an angel! I've been touched by pureness! I can feel myself being purified!

-Holly

Honey, my love, my only, my dearest, my king; go fuck yourself

-Lucky

I like how everyone agrees you'd be the queen while I'm the one over here painting my toenails

-Lucifer

Alert! Alert! Hottie walking this way~

-Lenka

Hide the drugs, hide the alcohol and guns and run run run! The popo is here, the Pope has come! Hide the weapons and bodies the popo has arrived!

-Sullivan Viceford

Flower crowns are the symbol of badassery. They are only worn by badasses. And I'm the king of badassery so I'm wearing one on both horns. That's how much of a badass I am.

-Lucifer

Dearest. Stop that before I pin your little ass up against the wall and fuck you senseless.

-Tahalen

Mommas, go get me food. Go get me food mommas

-Vlad

You uncultured, unholy swine! Someone get the holy water, a crucifix and a fucking priest to beg God for forgiveness because there is no other hope for this poor bastard's soul!

-Angel

Peachy but definitely got some cherry in there too. I like it

-Lucifer

Lucifer likes the taste of my face. Can check that off my bucket list I guess

-Aron

#takingfuckedtoawholenewlevel

-Holly

Boitch, the flip is that shit!? Oh my Lords of hell did he? He did.. SARIS DONT YOU DAMNING HELL DARE FUCKING TOUCH IT YOU CUNT KISSING FUCKFACE THAT IS MINE!!!

-Sunfall

Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with these people

-Clay

I swear I'll make you my next meal

-Clay

Ow! That hurt you, cocksucking cunt-fucker!

-Lucifer

Yippee ki ay, motherfucker, can't wait to see your ass in hell, yours truly, Terrell

-Terrell

I'm going to nope away from my problems so fast the fucking ginger bread man won't even know what the fuck just happened.

-Lucifer

Aw snap! Attaeya.exe has stopped working, please restart reality and try again later

-Holly