Gabriel: *bursts into the bunker dressed as a pirate* Ahoy, peeps! I'm here to steal the finest treasure in the world!
                              Sam: *next to a pile of hex boxes and the like* I'm fairly sure all of our relics are cursed.
                              Gabriel: Aye, your booty may be cursed, but it's not enough to stop me from taking it!
                              Sam: Uh, okay, have at it then...
                              Gabriel: *saunters over* Don't mind if I do! *throws Sam over his shoulder* Now to my shanty cave!
                              Sam: *mutters as he blushes* You better mean a bedroom or this 'booty' is gonna curse your ass.
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  