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Gabriel: *bursts into the bunker dressed as a pirate* Ahoy, peeps! I'm here to steal the finest treasure in the world!

Sam: *next to a pile of hex boxes and the like* I'm fairly sure all of our relics are cursed.

Gabriel: Aye, your booty may be cursed, but it's not enough to stop me from taking it!

Sam: Uh, okay, have at it then...

Gabriel: *saunters over* Don't mind if I do! *throws Sam over his shoulder* Now to my shanty cave!

Sam: *mutters as he blushes* You better mean a bedroom or this 'booty' is gonna curse your ass.

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