Bobby, reading: Studies show that two in five people are less intelligent than the others.
Gabe, Dean, Sam: *screaming as they climb over furniture not touching the ground*
Bobby: ....Only two?
Cas and Jack: *walk in*
Dean: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Bobby: Please don't do it, don't do it, please–
Cas and Jack: *start screaming, climbing onto the same arm chair the other three are in*
*cue them all falling over in a pile*
Bobby: I swear, it's like NONE OF YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS–
Gabe: Except for Sam, but we tricked him.
Sam: WHAT?!
Bobby: *leaves*
