LOL Jokes(2nd books more funny...)

Chapter Seven(Blond Jokes)

A boy and a blonde a stranded, in a blazing hot desert. They walk for miles and come across a shop. The boy buys food and water for the journey. But the blonde bought a car door. "What will you do with a car door?" Asked the boy. The blonde replies, "So that I can roll down the window for fresh hair when it gets too hot..."

So one day a College Teacher asked: "What's the capital of Texas?"
And the Blonde replied:"T"

During a recent password audit(checks taxes,etc), it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

A blond was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents. So the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard. And that all the dents would pop out.
The blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blond roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first..."

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were all lost in the dessert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted each of them one wish. The red head wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be back home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said "Awwh, I wish my friends were here."

Authors Note: So how are my lovely readers? I will be updating as much as I can mayby every one or two days...