LOL Jokes(2nd books more funny...)

Chapter 11(Short Jokes)

Why couldn't the flower ride a bike?

It's pedals fell off.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it seen salad dressing.

What do you call a pile of Cats?

A meowtin

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why was 6 afraid of seven?

Cause seven ate nine...

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

It was afraid of its bark

What happens when you hear meow splat ruff splat?

It's raining cats and dogs!

What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?

"Oh sheet!"

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Because he is a pain in the neck

What did the duck say when
he bought lipstick?

"Put it on my bill."

Did you hear about the cat, who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

Walks up steps... "Why did I come here?" Walks back down steps. "Ohh yea that's what I needed."

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