LOL Jokes(2nd books more funny...)

Chapter 18(School)

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother."
One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother.
He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

Me and my friend went to taco casa and had bean burritos, then I said a funny joke and she pooped her pants I told everyone about it, she was so mad. Then a week later she invited me to go to Florida with her I say yeah, and she takes me out to eat before the trip, but I'm smart and have a salad and a medium Dr. Pepper then we get on the plane and I really gotta poop and I fart, my friend asked if I was ok then I say yes and walked to the bathroom when I just poop all over the isles, turns out my ex best friend put laxatives in my Dr. Pepper :( (Not Mine and this dosnt have to do with school...)

Authors Note:...