3rd POV:
After snapping his fingers, Bill teleported himself back to his hideout. He laughed as he saw Stan and Ford chained in their prison.
"Hello Stan twins!" he said happily with a wicked smile.
"You've gone too far Cipher!" Ford yelled at him, "Do what you'd like with me, but PLEASE just let Stanley go!"
"Oh? And leave you all alone Sixer? Come on, even I'm not that heartless!" Bill laughed.
Stan scoffed, "Like you even HAVE a heart!"
"Well I was gonna tell you your ransom, but I guess you don't want to hear it!"
"Ransom? Wait- NO! You didn't!" Ford said.
"That's right Sixer! I struck a deal so you can return to your happy family!" Bill said teasingly.
"What's the deal, Bill?" Ford asked coldly.
Bill smiled and answered, "In exchange for your freedom, I've asked for a bride to take your place."
"You asked for a- a WHAT?!" Ford asked.
"Are you meatsacks low on hearing or something?! Cause I keep on having to repeat myself! It's simple: I get a bride or groom, and you both go free." Bill said crossing his two arms in anger.
The two Grunkles just stared at Bill for about five seconds until Stan couldn't take it anymore.
He started to laugh uncontrollably, "You- you want to get MARRIED?!" he asked in between laughs, "WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO MARRY YOU?!"
"OK, ok! Go ahead, LAUGH!" Bill said as Stan's laughs slowly became coughs, "We'll see who's laughing once I get my payment!"
"You'll never get away with this Bill!" Ford said, looking straight into Bill's eyes.
"Oh yes, the whole 'You'll never get away with this' speech." Bill said rolling his eye, "Now I'll respond with the casual, 'OH, but I will!' EVIL LAUGH, EVIL LAUGH! AHAHAHA! Any other cliches you want to point out Sixer?"
"Just wait until Dipper and Mabel get here!" Stan said after clearing his cough.
"Ah yes, your knights in SHINING ARMOUR! Leave it to two little kids to save you!" Bill teased.
"They're not kids anymore, Bill," Ford said.
"Oh, you two are so amusing!" Bill laughed, "Are either of you willing to accept my proposal? What about you Sixer? I always thought there was something between us~"
"Of course Bill, it's called HATRED!" Ford replied.
"Ouch. Somebody's in a bad mood!" Bill said and looked towards Stan, "Fez?"
"Not even in your dreams," Stan said.
"I wouldn't dream such things." Bill said, "I don't even need to sleep."
"None of us will accept your deal, Bill," Ford said.
"Hey, can't blame a demon for asking!" Bill said shrugging.
"The day you'll get married is the day PIGS FLY Bill!" Stan yelled.
"Uhh, HELLO?! What part of demon did you not understand?" Bill asked and snapped his fingers, summoning a flying pig.
"Fine then," Stan said, "It'll be the day I stop obsessing over money."
"Oh, that's a good one." Bill smiled, "I'll have to save that for another time."
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Bride of Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls BillDip Fanfic)
FanfictionNot long ago, an evil dream demon, of the name Bill Cipher, attempted to rule all of reality and existence. A first attempt to stop him was with the Cipher wheel, but it failed. The only people left to stop him were the Pines family. But the Pines n...
