Bride of Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls BillDip Fanfic)

The Spark (10)

Bill's POV:

I was in my room as I watched Pine Tree reading in the library. The triangular-shaped window, like other things hidden around the world, was sort of like a camera that I used to spy on the people of Gravity Falls.

Pine Tree was reading a mystery book and I watched as he tried to solve it before it was revealed.

"OH!" he said aloud and pulled out a pen from behind his ear and started to repeatedly click it, "But if Aiden said he was sleeping, then why did the cameras catch him sneaking out at the exact same time!"

I snickered at how hard he tries. He's just so smart and beautiful and-

Wait...

"WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!" I yelled as I ruffled my hair furiously.

"I'll tell you what's happening!" Kill said, "You're turning into a sap! And all just for a wimpy meatsack!"

"HEY! Don't talk to him that way!" I shouted at him.

Whoa, where did THAT come from?!

"See? You've even stooped so low as to defend his honor! You've even fallen for your own act!"

"I have not!" I said as I crossed my arms, "And where have you been the past two chapters?!"

"More like where have YOU been?! All you ever do is just watch him read!"

I quickly glanced at Pine Tree and bit my lip, "I just happen to find my fiancé slightly attractive! What's wrong with that?" I asked.

"What's WRONG?! Don't you remember what happened last time we found someone attractive?!" Kill shot back.

I felt my heart skip a beat and my eyes turned a bit red, "I thought we agreed to never talk about that again!" I shouted.

"Why would you even be attracted to THIS meatsack?! Just look at him!"

I looked over at Pine Tree and I felt my eye turn back to normal and smiled, "Yeah, so?"

"He's just so FLAWLESS! There isn't a strange thing about him! Not an ounce of chaos in him! He's just so- so-"

I rested my head on my hands and my heart melted as I watched Pine Tree celebrating the conclusion of the book, "Perfect." I said, finishing Kill's sentence.

"EXACTLY! He's too perfect! You have to change him!"

"But he's fine the way he is!" I protested, " And I'm sure he's got something weird about him!"

"That's it, I'm calling you out! You've gone SOFT Bill!"

I turned around and glared at him, "Soft?" I scoffed, "SOFT?! You're calling me, the one who started Weirdmageddon, SOFT?!"

"Have you SEEN yourself the past few days?" Kill asked as he rolled his eye and started making kissy noises and mocking me, "Oh Pine Tree! Oh, Pine Tree you're so beautiful! Oh, Pine Tree look at this gift I got you! Do you love me Pine Tree?" Kill gagged, "It's disgusting!"

"OH SHUT UP, KILL!" I yelled and snapped my fingers, putting a curtain over the mirror, "You're just as annoying as my REAL brother!"