Royal Deception

chapter fifteen

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"I'm telling you there is nothing I'd like to do more than suck his face and his.."
Kenner spoke slowly pausing as she stared at my terrified facial expression.

"Ken I saw him shirtless once , I swear my brain ran out of oxygen"

Gerald said fanning himself.  Before you ask yes hes gay.

"I just wish Henry wasnt my partner or else I'd just be full on wanking Carter's taught buttocks" Chloe grinned.

"He's just so easy on the eyes" Kenner exclaimed with so much joy for a second I feared she would pop open like a crushed pinata.

So currently we were sitted on a bench near the school premises and everyone around me had found it appropriate to talk about what they imagined doing with Carter Jones' body. Classic, I know.

"So Oli what's your take on the topic at hand?" Asked Gerald with a toothy grin.

"I don't have a take frankly I just think its disturbing that you've found interest in imagining things with some guy's body"I spoke my mind.

"Hes not just some guy my oh my I feel offended" gasped Kenner as she fell on Gerald , these lunatics.

"If you see his back I swear you'll not call him 'some guy' like he's random"
I've seen his back Gerald and I couldnt agree more with you...  I wanted to say but me being me just had to say this.

"A billion men out there have more wonderful bodies"

"Take your cousin out of my face before i rearrange hers" screamed Gerald.  And I thought Chloe was crazy.

"I'll see you later if you dont mind I'm running late to the library" I said leaving.

"Yes please!" Kenner and Gerald said in unison.

"I know you'll miss me" I smiled and waved walking to the library.

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There are three ways to react to anger.
A genius would keep quiet.
A lunatic would yell.
A sane person would walk away.
And Oliver would kill the source of anger.

So I tackled him to the ground surprised as to how I managed to reach his tall frame.

Before you think I'm a psychopath ...
Let me brief you on why I am currently man handling Carter freaking Jones.

You see the boy saw the wet floor caution on the floor I was moping.

Yes i was now working at Wendy's ribs.
Not the point here.  So listen He saw the sign and ignored it the first time I warned him like I would have done to any customer.

Except the jerk came in and out the pub continuously like he owned the place passing intentionally by my floors and devilishly smirking at me everytime he did so  leaving muddy shoe prints on my sparkly floors.

So when my shift was over I did what I had to when I saw him looking like a free citizen walking accros the road like he owned it too.

Now we're back to where I was yes I was currently trying to man handle a muscular man. And it was harder than Jackie Chan made it look in movies.

Over ten attempts later I was breathlessly lying awkwardly on top of  Carter's body with hardly any strength left to stand up as he was dying of laughter.

I was utterly embarrassed and angry all the more.

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