Bubba Sawyer x Reader x Thomas Hewitt

5

...I woke up to Bubba. Our limbs tangled around one an others. it was a mess of limbs!

I giggled at my thoughts which mustve woken him up he gave me a smile which i returned and after another hour of just cuddling we pried away from each other and got ready for the oncoming day ahead of us, i had a master plan to uphold.

I straightened my shirt and tapped the wall beside me rather loudly catching the attention of everyone.

" Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?" I asked with my ever growing grin.

Drayton rose an amused eyebrow and coughed " No, what about hi-"

" He won the no bell prize!" I said with a laugh

Drayton groaned as Chop broke out in a laugh with his hand covering his mouth

" Ah. ha.ha.ha.ha...ha." Nubbins said trying not to cower under Draytons glare

" Is this the so called 'family meeting' you wanted to have before we sent out to the Hewitts?" Drayton asked with a brow raised

" I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!" I said tapping my clean shaven cheek

ChopTop continued to laugh

" What the darn. You don't even- " Drayton said with an eye twitch

" Yeah, so, i decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because, it was gathering dust!" I said suddenly with a hand on my hip

" Thats what they do hon." Drayton said still unamused, Bubba sat in silence while ChopTop had his head on the table with his arms wrapped around his stomach laughing

" Whats brown and sticky?" I asked

" What?" Drayton asked, Bubba looked at me with a brow perked

" A stick!" I said with arm outstretched

" I was gonna say like-" ChopTop was cut off

" Like-Like also nuttella" Nubbins said

" Yeah that too, yeah.." ChopTop said crossing his arms

" Nuttellas the best." Nubbins said glaring at ChopTop

" Uh...Heres a question, why can't you hear a psychiatrist use the bathroom?" I asked

" Why not?" Drayton asked still not interested

" Because the P is silent!"

ChopTop continued to laugh like there was no tomorrow

" Ha.Ha." Drayton said

" Bubba? Bubba?" ChopTop asked/said from beside me

" Hmm?" Bubba hummed in question, the best he could anyway.

" Wh- What do you call cheese that ain't yours?" ChopTop asked

Bubba shrugged with his head tilting abit

" Nachos cheese!!" He finished as i go cross eye smiling wider still, ChopTop breaks out into more laughter

" Oh, Nubbins?~" I sang out somewhat

" Oh no oh no oh no, W-What Rob?" He asked with a grin

" What do you get from a pampered cow?" I asked giggling sinisterly

" I d-dont know, what?" He asked suppressing his chuckle

" Spoiled milk!" I said with both arms outstretched

Nubbins covers his face laughing " Is that enough dad jokes? I can never tell." I asked grinning

" Uh i think its how p-proud of yourself you sound wh-when you deliver the punchline" Nubbins said chuckling