Ricks and Mortys X reader oneshots

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I'm failing my class anyway so might as well be productive as I do it I put a pic of my grade at the top and i hope you like this oneshot btw sorry I wasn't planning on doing a clingy Rick by at like 700 words I realised I did and decided to just go with it

(Y/N)'s POV
"DAMN IT!" I shouted and threw my screwdriver down.  I opened the garage door, letting the smoke air out, into my front yard.  I heard a whistle, and saw Rick standing in his garage, across the road. He stared walking over, probably coming to mock me.  "What d'ya blow up?" He asked, taking a sip from his flask, and holding it out to me. I took it, taking a long swig, before replying. "I was working on my bike, I was fixing the thruster. Hopefully it will be space ready again soon." Rick nodded, and I handed him the flask. "Well, you want help?" Rick asked tilting his head, it was honestly adorable. "Aww, look who's being sweet today." I say turning around and walking towards my garage. "Fine, I won't be nice then" he said pouting, I turn towards him, seeing him starting to walk away. "No!" I blurt before I can stop myself. Rick spins on his heel, and starts walking towards me smirking "aww, so you do care about me". He stands in front of me and I punch him in the shoulder, hard, before walking into my garage. "Ow" he mumbled. I flop down on my couch, turning over, so I'm on my back. Before I could react, Rick was pinning me to the couch.  "You know you love me" Rick said huskily. Don't panic! Breath! I take a deep breath "of course I do Rick" I say trying not to smirk.  Surprisingly he didn't back off, like I expected. Suddenly his lips were on mine, as soon as I realized what was happening I responded. Moving my lips on time with his. After about ten seconds there was a loud burst of thunder, it made Rick slightly jump, separating us.  "When did it start raining?" He asked and I replied "I don't know, but can I go work on my bike now? I don't want to have to borrow your sucky ship" I started  smirking. He growls playfully at me, and I stick my tongue out at him.  Rick jumps up, steals my rolly chair and sits in it. "Riiiick" I groan "that's the only chair" he just smirked and patted his lap.  "Fine" I grumbled, sitting in his lap, "I hate you" I mumble loud enough for him to hear. He turned my head towards him and kissed me passionately. "You know you love me" he said with a smirk, I just rolled my eyes playfully at him.  "Are you going to help me or not?"

Time skip
"We should go to a bar." I say, leaning my head back, to kiss Rick cheek.  "Sure, on earth or...?" He replies squeezing my sides, shoving his face into the crook of my neck.  "When have I ever wanted to go to a earth bar?" I say, running my fingers through his hair.  He pulled his portal gun out slowly, almost like he didn't want to. "Or we could pick up a couple bottles of vodka and watch some movies?" I say, and I feel him smile, against me.  I go to get up but Rick holds me tightly, pulling me back into his lap. "Aww, come on Rick. I can't get the booze if your cuddling me." I pulled his arms off of me. "Fine" he groaned, throwing his head back.  I stood up, "I'll only be a sec". I grabbed my portal gun, it could travel through space, but not dimensions like Ricks.  I shoot a (F/C) portal on the floor, "brb rick". I jumped in, showing up at the front of a liquor store.  I walked in waving to the the cashier.  "Hey, (Y/N)" he said, and yes I come here enough for him to know my name, don't judge me.  "Hey, Eugene" I started walking towards the vodka. I grabbed six bottles, holding two in my hands, and four cradled like baby's in my arms.  I walked up to Eugene, dumping the bottles onto the counter.  "Damn, normally you don't buy this much" Eugene said looking suprised. "For once I'm not drinking alone" I say with a chuckle. I handed him a hundred dollar bill.  "Keep the change" I say with a smile, as he puts all the bottles in a bag and hands it to me.  I grab the bag and shoot a portal on the floor, jumping into it.  I appeared in my garage, Rick was sitting, hugging his knees. As soon as he saw he sat up straight, and drank out of his flask. "Aww you miss me" I say with a smirk, kissing his cheek.  He just looked up at me, with a small smile, quickly hiding it with a scowl.  "Come on, let's go watch some TV" I grabbed Ricks hand, about to pull him out of the chair, when he pulled me back into his lap.  He held my waist tightly, shoving his face into the crook of my neck, again. He kissed my neck lightly, as a sweet gesture.  "Come on Rick, I'm bored. Let's go to a different planet." I paused "What about that place with the force field, where you can't die." Rick looked up, "HELL YEA! they have the best alcohol!" Rick said excitedly.

Time skip
I opened my eyes, to the smell of bacon and a shirtless Rick. "Hey handsome" I say with a smirk, and he turns to look at me. His hair was messier than usual, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and face, and bruises in the same places. I quickly stood quickly rushing over to him. "What happened to you?" I say, my voice full of concern. "Well, you got drunk and I tried to take you home. You didn't seem to recognise me, and started yelling about how you only want to sleep with one man." He said casually, once he was done talking I quickly hugged him.  "I'm so sorry, I have stuff that can heal you" I said, then I became curious.  "I'm fine, about to go to the garage and get mine." He said giving me a smile, after prying me off of him, so he could put a shirt on.  "Who was I talking about sleeping with?" I asked curiously , and Rick smirked, "Me".  I blushed "I'm going to my house, I need a shower, wanna come over?" I say. Rick nods

Me and Rick spent the entire day lounging around and just hanging out.

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