Babysitting-- *ahem* Watching Minors

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Human AU

Coral: Thanks again for babysitting--

Anemone & Auklet from background: WE'RE NOT BABIES!

Coral: *ahem* watching these kid--

Anemone & Auklet from background: WE'RE NOT KIDS EITHER!

Coral: watching these *cough* minors

Anemone & Auklet from background: THANK you!

Coral: *groans* your welcome! 

Coral: Thanks again for watching these minors, Qibli and Winter

Qibli: Our pleasure! Right, Winter?

Winter: *groans* of course

Coral: *sprints away toward car and steps on the gas*

Winter: How bad can it be?

*Enters*

Auklet: Let's play school!

Everyone else: *groans but gives in to the puppy-dog eyes*

Qibli: I'm the teacher and Winter's my assistant

Winter: I'M the teacher and YOU'RE my assistant

Auklet: Don't fight

Qibli & Winter: *rolls eyes*

Qibli: *deadpans* YAY! time for school. Math time!

Anemone: It's roll call, idiot. DO you pay attention?

Qibli: *coughs* 

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After a long roll call, math time, story time, and almost half the time at recess, it's science time

Qibli: So, let's learn about stuff!

Winter: This is boring

Qibli: What stuff, you're asking?

Winter: I'm sleepy

Qibli: THEN TAKE A STUPID NAP!

Auklet: You said a bad word. Time out time, Qibli!

Winter: *smirks as Qibli gets beat by Anemone*

Qibli: *comes back* Anemone is GOOD at time-outing

Anemone: *smiles triumphantly*

Qibli: So, what happens to nitrogen in the daytime?

*silence*

Qibli: It turns into daytrogen! 

Winter: I'm taking a nap.

Anemone: Good nitrogen!

Auklet: Sleep tightrogen!

Turtle: Don't let the bed bugs biterogen!

Winter: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM!?

Turtle, Qibli, Anemone and Auklet: Time out time!

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