What would you say if your petit Mathieu....erm....had kids with a bunch of women and I was one of them? 's just a question....
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-MattieIsReal
"Mathieu actually is noticed by a woman?! Non. Mathieu got laid?!" France screamed at the screen. Then he looked at me. "Don't look at me. I'm just as surprised as you, bro dawg," I said.
"That's wonderful that Mathieu finally had kids! Ohh...I'm a grandfather! Mon dieu, I feel so old," he muttered.
"France you still look only twenty," I complimented, typing his answer out.
"Really?" He grabbed the nearest mirror. "Non... I need to put on one of those face masks later," he muttered, thoughtfully.
"You can't! America is over and those masks always make him pee himself!" I warned.
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And he's already gone.
Thanks for the question.
