Let's make Heracles/Hercules sound bad shall we? Nice!
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Heracles: I deafeted the Nemean Lion.
Percy: Yep! Done that when I was 14.
Heracles: What! Um, okay. I defeated the Hydra.
Percy: Really? Me too, when I was 13!
Heracles: I captured a deadly boar? *Laughing nervously*
Percy: Oh? Well my bestfriend tamed it when I was 14 and I killed its girlfriend when I was 16!
Heracles: I saw the Amazon queen and her belt!
Percy: Me too! Amazon queen is really nice but scary like her sister.
Hylla and Reyna: Hey!
Percy: Sorry!
Heracles: I have captured the Kerkopes; the dwarf twins.
Percy: Oh, my friend Leo captured them but released them anyway. Ooh... I, myself had met them too! They made coach look like a barbie doll!!! They also called you black bottom!... Is that the right word? I forgot...
The Seven: *Sniggering*
Coach Hedge: Five hundred push ups... Now! All of you!
AFTER QUITE SOME TIME
Heracles: I held up the sky, saw Atlas and his dragon.
Percy: Been there. Done that when I was 14. And, ooh... I got a T-shirt.
Heracles: I killed Geryon, your stupid brother, son of Gaea and Poseidon= Anteaus, and cleaned a very, disgusting cow pasture.
Percy: Okay, I did all of that when I was 15, INSIDE the Labyrinth.
Heracles: I saw the dog of Underworld, the Cerbeus!?
Percy: I went there too! When I was 12. My girlfriend even gave the cute little dog a red ball as a chew toy.
Heracles: I journeyed the Argo with Jason.
Percy: Me too! And here is ma bro, Jason as proof but we kinda don't have the Argo II now, It's broken. And you also saw it and threaten Jason and Piper by destroying it and killing us.
Jason: Um hi, again?
Heracles: Well, I... I-
Percy: I'm waiting. Come on man, let's just say I did all of your labors and been part of two great prophecies and four small prophecies and took up a prophecy that isn't even mine, while you got one teeny tiny prophecy for 12 labors that should be ten for all I care.
Heracles: Well someone made a movie about me called 'Hercules'.
Percy: Yep! Me too. It's called, 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief' also 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters' and... well there's more. Ooh! I also wrote two books about the gods, and greek heroes... it's best selling actually. Also Richard 'Rick' Russel Riordan, you know, the son of Apollo made five books about me! He also made five about the seven, three for the Egyptians called the 'Kane Chronicles', the Norse called 'Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard', and Apollo, though Apollo's books are not done yet they're called 'The Trials of Apollo'.
Apollo: Hmph! So unfair! Hurry up son, you'll have bonus daddy points.
Rick: Yes dad, just let me edit it and...
Heracles: Um...
Percy: Come on I don't have all day.
Heracles: I was offered immortality! *Pleased with himself*
Percy: Yeah! Me too, but I denied it!
The rest of the Seven not including Annabeth: You did WHAT???
Heracles: *Dies*
Percy: You're immortal.
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