#1 Are You Even Alive?!
Annabeth: Hey guys, this is my cousin Magnus.
Magnus: Yo!
Piper: Hey.
Leo/Percy: Wassup! Hey, stop copying me!!!
Percy: We've met though. Your sword tried to date Riptide.
Everybody: Sword did what now?
Hazel: I'm Hazel.
Frank: Hello there.
Reyna: You're not Roman...
Will: Nor Greek.
Sadie: Or even Egyptian.
Carter: Sadie can always tell.
Magnus: Oh, I'm Norse. Son of Frey, at your service.
Nico: wHAt ARe YoU?!?!?!
Camps: Huh?
Nomes: I don't get it.
#2 Are You Even Alive?! (2)
Annabeth: Settle down, everyone. This is my cousin Magnus.
Magnus: It's so nice to meet you guys, I'm Magnus. It's pretty cool, you guys have a whole camp and there's other beings like us. Honestly, we were all pretty-
Nico: You're dead. Why are you dead?
Hazel: I can sense it too.
Percy: ...
Annabeth: ...
Jason: ...
Piper: ...
Frank: ...
Leo: ...
Calypso: ...
Samirah: ...
Blitz: ...
Hearth: ...
Everybody: ...
Camp Half-Blood: ...
Camp Jupiter: ...
Hotel Valhalla: ...
Valkyries: ...
Odin: ...
Thor: ...
Frey: ...
Loki: ...
All gods & God: ...
Will: Nico...
Reyna: Hazel...
Alex: He's unto us guys!!!
#3 Swagness
Magnus: Hi, I'm Magnus rhymes with swagness.
Annabeth: Magnus we talked about this.
Leo: You are now my bestfriend!
Magnus & Leo: *Devising plans that's probably gonna be the reason for the REAL end of the world... not Kronos, Gaea, Gaia, Tartarus, Loki, Ragnarok... no. Just two boys.*
Annabeth: *Trying to split them up.*
Percy: Let them be Annabeth, they're having fun.
LATER
Everybody: *Scared, and scarred, and out of their minds.*
#4 Not a Roman nor Greek's Friend
Magnus: I hate wolves.
Camp Jupiter: *Gasp*
Magnus: And Blue.
Everybody who knows Sally Jackson-Blofis: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabeth: Guys-
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