Zeus to Thalia: I suppose you can live.
Jupiter to Jason: From :I'm proud of you son' to 'I'm trying not to kill you so stay still, and don't say anything so I couldn't KILL YOU!"
Athena to Annabeth: You disappoint me the most.
Hermes to Luke: .........
Hades to Nico: Your sister is better than you/I like your sister more/You don't deserve to live, your sister does/I'm not gonna talk about your mother! But I think I favor you more than Adolf. Like Hitler? Yeah, him... but Bianca is still my favorite.
Pluto to Hazel: Here's a crayon box and a sketchpad for your 13th birthday/Maybe I'm not really here/I don't want you dead... yet.
Aphrodite to Piper: Here's a potion so that your dad can't remember anything of what you are, and what you accomplished. Okay?
Hepheastus to Leo: Machines can be recycled, and we are not really great when it comes to organic life forms... um so... goodbye?
Mars to Frank: Happy birthday! Here's a spear with dragon tooth so that you can raise zombies... and here's a quest where you could possibly die. And before I can forget, I will bless you with red glow.
Ares to Clarisse: It's your quest. Do not mess this up... or else.
Nemisis to Ethan: Give me your eye!
Bellona to Reyna: I'll ignore you and your sister for now.
Poseidon to Percy: Oh hey Percy! I know this is bad but you're a mistake but please don't think like that cause I still love you... oh and we are now voting for your death but at least most of the family votes for you to live and that includes me... hey son you're in my place. Magnificent isn't it?... Don't worry you're my favorite son... Happy Birthday Percy! Here's my gift for you... hey Percy this fountain is from moi so you can IM anyone you like! It even has drachmas in it! I'm so proud of you son!... Do you want immortality? Nope! Ok!... hey son lets bash some giant heads.
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Little Big Three & Co. Book of Oneshots
Fanfiction(Tune of 'All About That Base') All about the gods, And their kids, More monsters. Hades, Poseidon, Zeus The Big Three, Broke the oath. ...I really have no clue how to continue this thing. Let's try again! (Tune of 'Into the Unknown') I can smell yo...
