Hey,
I am dedicating this chapter to my friend @RosielovesCheese because she is the most fantastic, awesome, amazing and wonderful person!
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I wake up to the sound of my mother singing to herself in the shower. I try and get up, groaning in the process, and I get dressed in my punkiest clothes. My style icon is totally Avril Lavigne because she has the best wardrobe a girl could have.
I down the last of my blackcurrant juice and go, The Pink Skull Meeting is in less than 10 minutes. I grab my bag and hurtle down to the car. Then, at the last minute I remember that I forgot my phone. I dive out of the car and skid into the house, grab my phone and get back in the car. I set off at 50 mph and I get there in two minutes.
I open the door and sit down at the table, ready to start the meeting. I wait 5 minutes, and Adira comes through the door, then Antoinette then Yils next, Katrina, and finally Kaia and Fiwona. When the whole gang is here, we sit down to start the meeting.
'Hey, well, can you believe that it is the GGA tommorrow and we are nominated for Girl Gang of The Year! AND Gang Of The Year!!! It is so exciting!! But we have not beaten enough girls and we need to beat up at least 7 boys for us to win.' Fiwona says excitedly.
'AT LEAST 7 BOYS?!' I say in horror.
'Mmmhmm. Have you not already beaten up 2?'
'No, we tied them up, we didn't ever hit them or anything!'
'Well, you better get going then, as the results have to be handed in at 1:00 pm today. It is now 8:39. Go on, you need to go NOW!!' Fiwona says. We rush out the door while I explain to Fiwona that when she goes she MUST lock up and leave the keys in a safe place. She nods and listens intently to me. 'By the way, when are you getting married?' She asks, timidly. 'I...Um...I don't know...Could you ring Jason up for me and find out? Could you also sort it out for me, as you are my maid of honour?' I reply. 'EEEEKKK!!! Really??!!! You are the best cousin ever!!' Fiwona squeals happily. 'Hm yeah whatever, I need to go now though okay?' I say hurriedly. She waves me off so I go.
We meet at the Watering Hole, where all the 'cool' teens hang out. This is where we go to tackle the 'Nightingales' usually. But not today. Today, we are going to tackle the boys, a whole gang of 10. We fight dirty but they won't expect that, as we look weak.
I walk in, the rest of the girls following me. We shove the guys and girls who are sitting on the tables off them, then we walk over to the handome fit guys and stand next to them.
'Hey sexy!' One says to me, and grabs his arm round my waist. 'I love your body, especially here!' He squeezes my boobs and I smile, covering up the anger that is inside. I giggle like a schoolgirl and he pushes me down onto his lap and puts his hand up my pants. I push him away, 'No, you know that's wrong.' He smiles,'I like you though!' He whines. 'Why don't we girls take you somewhere to have coffee maybe?' He grins while his gang wolf-whistle loudly. Yils smiles and says,'We'll take you guys too!' The boys get to their feet. The girls walk out first and the boys follow. We get into our cars and the guys come in too. Soon, we learn the names of our soon to be victims. The guy who called me sexy is called George. The rest of his posse are called Thomas, Max, Jamie, Adam, Luke, Ian, Ulric, Junior and Samuel. We will beat them all up, but one at a time.
We get in and the boys start to kiss us. We push them away roughly then say,'Save it for later honey.' We then pick one guy to come in with us. George is first. 'What you going to do to me ladies?' He says huskily. 'Beat you up of course.' I say dryly. 'Really?! You 6 girls. Against me? My guns here can fight with rhinos. I'll be able to beat up a bunch of girls!' But, of course we beat him up instead. He was the hardest. The rest, well, let's just say they didn't last a minute. Literally. The Ulric guy was tough. He lives up to his name I guess (Ulric means wolf).
After all of that, we still have to beat up some more girls. We pick up 15 other girls (Three to beat up each) and beat their little arses up. I have to admit, it is getting boring only beating up girls. The boys were a lot more challenging. We all agreed on that one.
After a long four hours hard work, we get Fiwona to hand in our results. Then we actually go for coffee.
