*mike pence pov*
I can't deal with life anymore, my crush doesn't like me and I just left my wife, I don't like girls and never will I just didn't want to disappoint my father. I've always had a crush on trump ever since I saw him running for president, I did everything I could to get closer with him, but it didn't work, I don't want to be Vice President anymore I just eugh I don't know.
I walk down the street, I thought maybe I could treat myself by going to the bar when all the sudden I get jumped
I scream and shout while these muggers take my clothes off and steal my belongs, my ex-wife Karen runs down
"Don't fucking touch him you sons of bitches!"
The robbers run away
"Thanks Karen"
"Mike... I need to tell you something"
Oh no not this...
"Mike I miss you, I love you!" Exclaims Karen
"Karen..."
"Mike please, we can go home and be together forever just like you promised!"
"Karen I need to tell you something.."
"What is it?"
"I'm gay... I just married you because I didn't want to disappoint my dad"
"Mike..."
"Karen I will always remember your company but everything ends somehow"
"Mike you fucking *censored* burn in hell!"
"Karen... go fuck your self you slanty eyed bitch"
"Mike I didn't mean it!"
"Karen I don't care get your straggot ass outta here"
"Okay mike..." says Karen
YOU ARE READING
Trump X Pope Francis - True Love
FantasyI witness a murder on tiktok so I made some fan fiction, enjoy this while I plea for therapy 🔥👄🔥 Osiakwoosididid omg I made this as a joke between me and my friend who's reading this owowowkwjsjdj
