Trump X Pope Francis - True Love

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*pope Francis pov* 384 words
Today I woke up with a message from god, "go to today's trump rally" I thought it was strange but thought nothing of it, little did I know this was a sign from god showing me my true love. I walked into the rally, there wasn't many people there, I knew Trump he was not the greatest man but god told me to come and I trust gods will. Trump walked out in his shiny black suit, wow he looked... hot? I never thought I would be a homosexual but I totally am for Trump, What am I thinking? He looks like an orange! But he looks like a sexy orange... I'm a pope I'm into weird things. "Hi Trump!" I say excitingly, Trump looks kinda embarrassed he's so cute when he's embarrassed! But quickly Trump went on, soon he said some words that will haunt me forever, "you can now kill our lgbt citizens!" I was crushed, why would trump want me dead? I mean I knew we weren't on great terms for a bit but I never thought he would want me dead, I thought he would be over that... situation.
I should come clean, when we were in elementary school I was playing with this metal bar, i was spinning in circles with it like I was dancing, soon a voice came up "Hi Francis" "Hi Do-" I quickly hit him in the head turning him into an evil man, I wish I would pay more attention but I was young! So if you wonder why trump says anything bad just know it's my fault, I crushed his sense of being a decent human being and I will forever be sad. If anything I should hold myself accountable I should go up to the president and try to make amends? Maybe I could help him ya know, go back to normal? After trump ran off stage I quickly got up and tried to follow him, but when I came backstage he was gone? Oh no where was he? I quickly ran up to a security guard, "do you know where Donald trump is?" I said, "sir you can't be back here" says a security guard, I was ushered out but I was determined to find trump.