Trump X Pope Francis - True Love

A new day

*trumps pov* 457 words
I woke up early in the morning next to my wife Melania, I really do care about her but something just seems off...
to be truthful I've never been attracted to her, all my friends say "you have the hottest wife in the world!" But I don't see it. I've never found myself attracted to women, what am I saying? Of course I have attraction to women I'm Donald J. Trump I have 46 sexual assault allegations against me!
Wow I've gotten so wide tracked I completely forgot to mention, I'm having a Trump rally today! My wife Melania always comes with me to these rally's but she's asleep despite her many alarms going off, "I wonder how this day I going to go" I say to myself. I'm very excited for my rally, all the tickets are sold out! "I can't wait to meet my fellow republican fans" I say as I put my Cheeto makeup on, who am I kidding? I've never been into politics! My dream was to settle down, live in a cottage on a beautiful hill with a handsome husband but I will never get to do that because I'm Donald J. Trump and I'm a proud heterosexual. I've always wanted a boyfriend since I was a little boy but my KKK parents disagreed with my "choices" I never chose to be attracted to handsome men with nice abs, big muscles, and big you know what I need to stop thinking like this. My servants as I like to call them come bursting in my room, "Mr. President!" Says servant one, "you're late to your rally! You need to stop over sleeping" says servant two. I really don't wanna go to my rally, I don't want to be a president, I just want to be a happy bottom and that's that. I scoff down my breakfast, a sausage how fitting...
I put on my black gown, my wife Melania got it for me but I really don't like it, the fabric is itchy? I think a nice polyester gown would be more sexy, god what am I thinking? My servants rush me out to my limo before I get shot by a liberal. I sit down and immediately I feel a light tap on my shoulder, "Mike Pence?" I say "Hey Trump" "Mike how the hell are you?" I say "well not so good, I have to talk to you after the rally meet me behind the building at 4, okay?" "Sure I'll see you as soon as I can" I say. I quickly get comfortable but really I'm super excited, a boy wants to talk to me! What am I saying, I mean I'm not gay... right?