Trump X Pope Francis - True Love

I am gay

Pope Francis walks around town, it's a cool rainy night when he noticed a familiar figure.
"Donald? Donald Trump?" The pope exclaimed
"Pope Francis how are ya!"
"Well not so good, I've been under a lot of stress recently"
"Same here" says trump
"What's going on?" Says the pope
"Well... a good friend of mine really likes me but I don't feel the same way..."
Pope Francis lets out a sigh
"Was it Mike pence?"
"You.. you were there for that?"
"Yeah... listen trump I need to tell you something"
"What is it Francis?"
"I... I really like you and I've liked you for awhile.." says pope Francis
"Francis..."
"Yes?"
"Francis I've liked you for awhile too!"
"Really?" Says Pope Francis "I thought you hated gay people"
"No I was just so distracted, I really was never into politics, I just wanted to feel whole but it never works, I just keep fucking up the USA I am the president I could make America great but I decided to turn it into a dumpster fire"
"Trump... it's okay we can undo this damage"
"How so?"
"Well you can resign and we can let Mike take over"
"Mike just resigned an hour ago"
"Oh... well I guess it's up to you to fix America but I'll help you!"
"Oh Francis!" Trump goes in with a hug
"Oh Trump you make me so happy"
"We should go back to your hotel for the night"
"What about Melania?"
"I'll have a talk with her tomorrow.."
"Good idea babe"
"Oooh babe!" Trump thought

-time skip- the next morning
*trumps pov*
I woke up in the morning next to my new boyfriend, Francis
"Good morning babe" I say
"Good morning sweetheart" says pope francis
We share a kiss
"I'm gonna head home to tell Melania the news"
"Ok babe good luck"
I walk out of the hotel room a little nervous, how am I gonna tell her? It should be short and simple I'm sure she'll understand
I walk into my house
"Honey where have you been" exclaims Melania
"Melania, I have to tell you something"
"What is it dear?"
"I... I'm in love with someone else"
"What who!?!" Shouts Melania
"Pope Francis... I'll admit I've never been attracted to you, I've never been attracted to girls"
"But all those rape allegations..."
"... I'm sorry but I like guys"
"Well.. I have something to tell you too"
"What is it"
"I'm a lesbian..."
That was unexpected
"Well then, I guess we should go our own ways, I really care about you can we stay friends?"
"Of course Donald"
Oh thank god that went well... now it's time to fix the USA