*trumps pov* 324 words
I wake up to the loud sounds of my fans, I see maga hats, trump signs, American flags everywhere! "Now that's the true American spirit" I tell servant one "it sure is."
I walk backstage, the cool air soothes my brain, I really needed this. My servant grabs my suit and tie while my other servant comes rushing in "there's less than 30 people out there what the hell is going on?" Says servant two, "I'm sure that's just the platinum attendants" says servant one.
1 minute to show time says an unknown person, ONE MINUTE? one minute and there's only 30 people out there? What the hell is going on? I get super anxious as I head out on stage, yep that's right only 30 people out of thousands.
"Hello my fellow republicans!" What am I doing, I look ridiculous! "Today there may only be a few of us but I'm sure we can have tons of fun!" I hear tons of cheering from white, straight, cisgender, men. Fuck, I look so ridiculous! "Well I'm sure we all have problems with our new found Chinese virus, go ahead and not wear masks if you're around anyone who is black" "WOOHOO" says the crowd, "also you may now legally kill our LGBT citizens!" WHY DID I SAY THAT? I hear massive amounts of cheering, I pan around the crowd "...Pope Francis?" I say in disbelief! He looks... handsome? "Hi Trump!" Wow his beautiful coat, his perfect skin, everything I want in a man. I quickly run off stage before I get a- "MR. PRESIDENT" says servant one, "We discovered a ton of gen z kids bought tickets to the rally, they set us up!" Says servant two
Well I guess we won't have any rally's for awhile, oh no I almost forgot I have to talk with Mike! Oh crap "I gotta go" I say running out of the room.
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Trump X Pope Francis - True Love
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