Die Mineta

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Everyone's favorite ship, Mineta x Death

   3rd person POV
Everyone was in Mama Mina's dorm for a party, or so Mineta thought. Little did he know that all of the class planned his murder. "Wow Momo your boobs" Mineta gets a nosebleed and a kick in the balls thanks to Mina. "Hey we should go to the pool, my pool is 12ft deep! Unless you aren't manly enough" Kiri saids and winks. Mineta agrees because he wants to see all the girls in bikinis.
Timeskip to the pool

"Why is the water purple" mineta says.  "It's grape juice, you shall die in your own kind!!!!!" And so the drown Mineta.

"Let's celebrate, and finally wear as slutty clothes as we want! " Uraraka yells. "Wait what about the boys?" Says Momo. "Oh don't worry they are all gay".  Mina says.   "E-e-even deku?" Uraraka says, sad.   "Sorry Uraraka-chan I'm with Iida" deku says.

They are all drunk, and naked, except denki cuz he passed out cuz he shorted out.

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