BOOM!!
(Y/N): AAAH!!
You tried ducking for cover as Panty and Scanty continued to shoot at each other with their weapons!! They even ran into the bathroom and began to throw their heads into the toilets!!
Panty: WOULD .... YOU .... STOP .... HITTING .... ON ... MY .... FUTURE .... BOYFRIEND!!!
Scanty: Well ... you should know that he'd be way better off with me you little whore!
Panty: As if!! EAT LEAD SKANK!!
Panty began blasting Scanty in the face, and then across her body!
Scanty: YOU STUPID BITCH!!
They continued to shoot at each other, until their chests became exposed and water blasted them out of said bathroom!!
Meanwhile .... with Stocking and Kneesocks!!
Stocking swung both of her katanas, while Kneesocks blocked with her scythes!!
Those two were also yelling at each other!!
Stocking: RULES RULES RULES!! ALL YOU AND YOUR IDIOTIC SISTER DO IS TALK ABOUT FUCKING RULES!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Kneesocks: If you would just behave and act like a proper citizen then, none of this would have to happen!
Stocking: Oh look at me! I'm turning people into demons! You're one to talk, you fucking hypocrite!
Kneesocks: Don't you dare call me a hypocrite!!
Stocking: I'll call you a hypocrite as much as I want!!
Meanwhile ....
You begin to phone Garterbelt!!
(Y/N): Garter pick up the phone!!
Garter picks up!
Garter: Hello?
(Y/N): Garter!! Panty and Stocking are fighting the Demon Sisters!! And I'm trying to get them to stop, because they're not so bad and I don't know what to do and I-
Garter: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WILL YOU!! Just find a way to get them to calm down then! Do you have something for them? Are you actually trying to reform demons?
(Y/N): Maybe!! I suppose so!
Garter: You know, do the way that Panty always wanted to do to you!
(Y/N): WHAT?! I mean, after all of the time that I've known Panty and Stocking, they've always been nice to me! Maybe, they have feelings for me!!! AHA!! WELL, IT'S THE ONLY HOPE I HAVE!! (WHISTLE!!) HEY CHUCK!!
Chuck comes by riding See-Through!!
Chuck: CHUCK!
(Y/N): Drive towards them now!!
Chuck: CHUCK!!
Chuck begins driving and rams straight into Stocking and Kneesocks!!
Kneesocks: WHAT THE?!
Stocking: CHUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-
(Y/N): No time Stocking!! Where's Panty?
Stocking: How the hell should I know?
Later ...
You drive into the bathroom and ram into Panty and Scanty!!
Scanty: HOLY SHIT!!
Panty: (Y/N)?! HEY IS CHUCK DRIVING SEE-THROUGH?!
(Y/N): Alright you girls need to calm down! Water?
Soon ...
(Y/N): Girls. No killing. I'm not going to let any of you girls murder each other! Which is why I have a proposition!
Anarchy and Demon Sisters: Which is?
(Y/N): You girls love me right?
They all blush!
Panty: HELL YES! WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME?!
Stocking: I .... I .... I ... yes. I admit it. I wasn't good at hiding it though.
(Y/N): It's fine! To be honest, it just makes you cuter!
Stocking blushes and giggles!
Scanty and Kneesocks: We wanted you on our side!
Scanty: That is why we are fighting!
Kneesocks: In fact, we completely forgot about our plan to recruit an army of demons because of you!
(Y/N): Then give it up, if you don't no dice on loving you.
Demon Sisters: We promise.
(Y/N): Great! So, I want all of you to be my girlfriends! We'll form a harem, that way no killing! Because to be honest, I really love all of you! It just took some convincing from a certain priest.
Anarchy Sisters: Of fucking course!
Soon ...
Stocking: Where is Panty?
Kneesocks: Where is (Y/N)?!
Scanty: Oh shit. I know what is going on already!
They soon hear moans in the bathroom!!
(Y/N): You like that Panty?!
Panty: OH FUCK YES!! DO IT THERE!! BEST PARTNER EVER!! I THINK I FOUND MY ETERNAL!! I REPENT!! REPENT!! REPENT!!
At that moment ....
Stocking, Scanty, and Kneesocks burst in!!
Stocking, Scanty, and Kneesocks: YOU'RE DEAD!!
They begin to attack Panty as she quickly gets her clothes on!!
Panty: HAHAHA! Sorry losers!!
(Y/N): GIRLS WAIT!! Oh geez!! I am so in love with them!
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The Hunter!! (Male Reader X Angel and Demon Harem!!)
FanficYou are a part of a Multigenerational family of demon hunters and of course, you are paired up with the only two angels to be kicked out of heaven, Panty and Stocking Anarchy! So now you have to go on Missions with the Angels of Lust and Gluttony wh...