Demon Hunters vs. Bitchy Mother and Outfits!!

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(Y/N): Okay! So ... Mako, your friends? 

Mako: Oh this is my bestie Ryuko! Her big sister Lady Satsuki, and this is former psychopath Nui Harime!!

Mako: Oh this is my bestie Ryuko! Her big sister Lady Satsuki, and this is former psychopath Nui Harime!!

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Nui Harime

Nui: Hiya!! My my, we have a bunch of cuties here today!! This is all so adorable!! 

(Y/N): You also mean me? 

Nui: Uh yeah. 

Ryuko: Okay while this is nice and all. What are you guys even doing in Japan? 

Weiss: For your information, it is to kill these clothes wearing demons! 

Modeus: Those super lewd ones with the eggs that shoot out of their mouths!! 

Satsuki: Right. So we have suspicion to believe that our mother might be behind this. 

Ruby: YOU'RE MOM?! 

(Y/N): What the fuck did she do? 

Ryuko: Are you sure you want to know? 

Senketsu: I think I need a barf bag. 

Ryuko: You see- 

Five minutes later .... 

You all were completely speechless and scared shitless from everything Ryuko had said!!

(Y/N): IS SHE EVEN HUMAN?! OR A FUCKING DEMON WITH NO HEART?! 

Later .... 

You all rush out through the city and begin slashing through the demons! Well for Mako's case, she smashes them with a giant mallet!!

Panty: ALRIGHT BITCH WHERE ARE YOU?! 

(Y/N): COME OUT YOU MONSTER!!! 

???: Did someone call? 

Lights began to shine and the demons bowed!!

Lights began to shine and the demons bowed!!

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Ragyo

Satsuki: So you became an actual demon mother? 

Ragyo: Oh Ryuko, Satsuki, and Nui. My daughters. You know I thought I would see you all again. But you Nui, how could you turn your back on me? 

Nui: Sorry there Mommy, but I guess that part of my brain is gone! Sorry about that! Tee hee! NOW GO AND CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BLOOD! 

Modeus: Oh dear. She's a creepier Pandemonica. 

(Y/N): Huh? But she's- 

Modeus: Don't let her have coffee!! 

Ragyo took out two giant swords and charged at Ryuko, Satsuki, and Nui! 

They all just blocked back!! 

(Y/N): OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

You rush with your crucifix sword and begin stabbing her a bunch!! 

Ragyo: WHY AREN'T MY LIFE FIBERS WORKING?! 

She is then blasted! 

Panty: Well bitch, that sword is made to combat demons. 

Stocking: Try and recover, you won't last much longer. 

Ruby: Behind you!! 

Ruby uses Crescent Rose's gun to blast a demon behind Stocking! 

Stocking: how did you- 

Ruby: Always be watching of your surroundings! Weiss always told me that! 

Ruby is almost attacked and- 

Mako: HEY DEMON!! 

Mako: STOP CAUSING PEOPLE TROUBLE! BECAUSE THE MORE PEOPLE YOU EAT THE LESS THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO EAT TAKOYAKI OR ICE CREAM OR ANYTHING ELSE!! YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR PLACE AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I WOULD HAVE SAID THE WORD BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SWEAR! SO GET GOING! GO ALONG!! 

The demon is confused and Mako takes out a nail bat and slams it in it's face! 

Ragyo: Fools! 

Ragyo brings swords out of her body, and tries to stab you, but then- 

Another you appears behind you!! 

Ragyo: HOW?! 

(Y/N): Oh I actually have a special ability to create another me who has all of my abilities! I call it Dopple! 

Dopple (Y/N): Always a pleasure! Now go back to where you came! 

The crucifix lights on fire! And then Ragyo ends up being grabbed by chains and dragged down into the ground!! 

Ragyo: NOOOOOOOO! 

And then the bitch was gone!! All the demons soon exploded along with the Covers!!

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