You are a part of a Multigenerational family of demon hunters and of course, you are paired up with the only two angels to be kicked out of heaven, Panty and Stocking Anarchy! So now you have to go on Missions with the Angels of Lust and Gluttony wh...
You and Panty walk down to the kitchen, so that you can prepare her a feast!
(Y/N): I hope you're ready Panty!! Because I've got something delicious for you!
Panty: I bet it must taste as good as your wiener!
(Y/N): God damn it! More sex jokes?
Panty: If you're going to ask, no I'm not stopping any time soon.
(Y/N): Fine. I can deal with them.
Soon ....
Panty: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! What do we have here?
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Meat Tornado
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Deep Dish Pizza
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Turf and Turf
(Y/N): These my Dear Panty Anarchy, are the Meat Tornado, a burrito containing cheese, steak, chicken, carnitas, and refried beans! Then we have the deep dish pepperoni pizza, just like they are made all the way in Chicago. And finally the Turf and Turf, consisting of a T-Bone steak, mashed potatoes, and a Porterhouse Steak!
Panty: While this looks delicious and all, you really expect me to eat all of this?
(Y/N): No! We're going to eat it together!!
Panty: Oh ... I see!! Well then, let's enjoy this!!
You and Panty soon began eating, while you fed her, and she fed you! She even got some mashed potatoes and some of that tomato sauce on her lips and dress just to act all sexy and get you to be turned on. Needless to say, it actually worked.
(Y/N): (Nosebleeds) God damn it! You're too damn cute and sexy!
Panty: Oh I know I am!!
Later ....
Once you both finished eating, you made your way to the couch bed, where Panty removed her clothes and then began removing your pants!
Panty: Let's make this a good one Sweetheart!
(Y/N): I'm ready!
Soon ....
(Y/N): OH YEAH!!! FUCK YEAH!!
Panty: (MOANING) OOOH!! OF FUCK THAT'S GOOD!!
Even Later ....
You both finished and were soon tuckered out.
(Y/N): Okay then, want to watch a movie?
Panty: Sure! Mind if I suck your dick while we-
(Y/N): Not now Panty. I'm too tired!
Panty: Aw you're no fun! Come on please Sweetie?
(Y/N): Okay let's-
Hallelujah!!
(Y/N): God damn it Garter!
You soon answer!
(Y/N): WHAT?!
Garterbelt: HEY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MORONS?! THE CHURCH IS BEING ATTACKED BY ARACHNE DEMONS!
(Y/N): You mean the spiders with the women tops?
Garterbelt: No, the ones with the female voi- OF COURSE THOSE ONES!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW!!!
(Y/N): Fine! We got to go and deal with something Panty!
Panty: UGH! FINE!!
Soon ...
Arachne Sister: HAHAHAHAHA!! WE'RE GOING TO EAT YOU FOOLS FOR LUNCH!!
Panty: Do you mind dying? Because I was having a lovely date!
(Y/N): Let's end this!!
You take out twin pistols, and so does Panty (thanks to Backlace Power!!)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!! BOOM!!
Soon ...
(Y/N): Okay Garter is fine and all, and now let's get to that movie!
Panty: But first ...
Panty pins you down and proceeds to give you a make out session!
(Y/N): Panty, I need to get the film star-
Panty: Oh shut the hell up, we got enough time! 1 hour of this!!
1 hour later ....
(Y/N): Okay fine! Let's watch ......
The Babysitter
Panty: Isn't that the one about that one teen girl that sells her soul to the devil or something? I'm in Baby!!
(Y/N): Good!! Love you Panty!
Panty: I love you too (Y/N)! Forever and ever!
Panty continues to kiss you and you just kiss her back! You both lie down on the couch together, and she gives you a footsie and then does it over your crotch while you watch the movie together!!
