THE LIES SONG FROM SANDERS SIDES TRANSLATED INTO EVERY FRICKIN' LANGUAGE GOOGLE TRANSLATE HAS TO OFFER.
Original:
[Thomas:]
I'll cut out carbs to lose some weight (that's a lie)
I won't go to bed so late (lie!)
I won't be so shy to date (lie)
I won't do so much riffing (lieeeeee)
I will go to the gym and get real strong (lie!)
All my work I won't prolong (hah! lie)
I'll stick to goals the whole year-long (another lie!)
I won't sing so many Disney songs (you're kidding, right?)
[Anxiety:]
Let's face the facts and come to terms, it's time to realize
These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind
They're lies, lies, lies, lie, lieeeeees
(Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself. Shouldn't even try.)
[Thomas:]
(Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go, but resolutions don't have to be big
They can be reasonable)
I could cook a meal or four (true..)
Keep my clothes neater in my drawer (true)
Improve my credit score (so true)
Tell my loved ones that I love them more (that's cute!)
There's a book I've meant to read.. (true)
Do my best to do good deeds (true!)
Take the time for me I need (too true!)
Follow less and take a lead
[Anxiety:]
Don't kid yourself, you know your year can't be that sublime
[Thomas:]
You may be right, but I'll prove you wrong
We'll both find out in time if they're lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeeeees
They could be lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeees
I won't let them be lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeeeees
I'm doing fine
[Anxiety:]
(You sicken me. You can't always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems)
And here's the translated version. I also kept who's singing, cause it's hilarious.
[A]Drivers and networksWhowellYou're smart, it's overThat is, they do not understand music.I do not like (Yes!)(-) We did something.Hello (are you still there?)
[Newspaper]The meat you want is delicious, good.Listening to others.ubbeMy mother confirmed that all three were dead.
[A](Not)it's goodTina (M)People go with himUMPI want a giftTo our knowledge, parents are reading this book. (Je)This time (okay!)Possible (gamma)I have three groups
[Newspaper]Exit and exit are important.
[A]Avoid crying)Friends!teachercontact us
[Newspaper](Lab)
VIRGIL'S NEW NAME IS NEWSPAPER.
(and i think i translated it into too many languages)
When I get to 100 followers, I might post myself singing this!
Maybe.
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