The Brit and The Trashmouth [R.T]

Chapter Nine

The five kids dropped their bikes in the grass, before beginning their walk to the sewers entrance.

"That's poison ivy, and that's poison ivy, and that's poison ivy."Stanley pointed at plants that most likely were not poison ivy.

"Where's the poison ivy."Eddie asked shakily, cautious of his every move.

"No where not every fucking plant his poison ivy, Stanley."Richie exclaimed, causing Stan to roll his eyes.

Violet rolled her eyes at the three boys, already tired of their bickering, and it seemed so did Bill.

Bill began to walk into the sewers with Richie and Violet following close behind.

"Okay, I'm starting to get itchy now, and I'm pretty sure that's not good for me."Eddie rambled, as he, and Stanley stopped at the entrance of the sewers.

"Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?"Richie asked.

Violet rolled her eyes, already knowing that he was going to irritate Eddie with a bad joke. And it seemed that Richie knew that she knew.

You see since Violet was closest to Richie she knew when he was going to do something stupid, just like Richie knew when she was going to do something.

They always understood each other, or knew what the other was thinking, it made them feel grateful to have someone like that.

"Sometimes yeah."Eddie said, as he looked down at the water.

"Then you probably have crabs."Richie joked, causing Eddie to huff in annoyance.

"That's so not funny."Eddie replied.

Richie then turned around and noticed that Stanley and Eddie were not in the sewers.

"Aren't you guys coming in?"He asked, as the other two shot him a disgusted look.

"Nu uh, that's greywater."Eddie replied, as he looked down at the water in disgust.

"What the hell is greywater?"Violet and Richie replied, at the same time causing the two to look at each other.

She sent a wink to him, before looking over towards the two boys, not noticing the blush starting to form on the boy beside her.

"It's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling you. You guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee."Eddie rambled, as Stanley just rolled his eyes at the bickering friends.

Eddie's eyes then widened, when he noticed Richie picking up a dirty stick from the greywater.

Violet watched in distaste as the boy waved it around, feeling like she could gag, but she held it back.

"What are-are you serious! What are you doing?!"Eddie screamed at Richie, causing Violet to roll her eyes at the boys.

"Doesn't smell like caca to me, Senior."Richie exclaimed in his famous British accent.

Violet rolled her eyes at him, then chuckled at his attempt at trying to do the accent.

He looked at her, smiled at his access. He loved to hear her laugh, especially when he was one that got her to.

"Alright, I can smell that from here!"Eddie exasperated.

"Don't be so god damn dramatic, Eddie."Violet spoke, he shook his head at her.

"It's probably just your breath wafting back into your face."Richie said, gesturing with his hands.

Violet giggled, but then she cringed at the noise that she caused.