JJK x Reader One Shots

Getting Over It [Yuji Itadori X Reader] CRACKFIC!AU

The day began just like any other day. You woke up, had breakfast, suffered through school and the part-time job, and came home to crash on the couch and continue reading your current manga. But one, small detail, ruined your entire life.

Your best friend Yuji came over and introduced you to a game on his phone that he couldn't stop raving about over the phone. "It looks really easy, all you have to do is tap to make him go up, and reach the space."

"If it's that easy then why is everyone talking about it? Also, why is ass is stuck in the pot."

"Because it's NOT EASY! I know it's so hilarious."

You gave him an odd look as he stared at his phone with a very frustrated expression. "Here, just download it on your mac. I haven't gotten past this place, I took today off work to pass." He remained silent until the start line of the game popped up on your screen. As he stood and showed himself to the door of your apartment, he shouted over his shoulder, "CALL ME WHEN YOU WIN!"

You ignored the game on your phone as you ate dinner, binged some more of your favorite show, took a shower, and got in bed. But as you scrolled through your endless collection of memes, your mind began to wander to the possibilities of the game. So you opened your mac, watched the tutorial, and began to play tapping the keys.

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap

He fell down

Brow furrowing, you arrived at the starting point again. Maybe being more gentle and careful with your taps would work.

Tap. Tap. Tap.

He fell again.

"Shit."

Tap. Tap. . Tap.

If you were going to beat Yuji, you had to play a little while longer with patience. The clock read 10:38.

"I can play until 10:45. Maybe 10:50."

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap...

Yuji yawned as he walked up the stairs to the door of your apartment. He balanced a tray of two coffees and a bag filled to the top with donuts in one hand as he checked his watch with the other. 8:27. He yawned as he knocked on your door. Yet, minutes passed, and not even an "I'm coming!" sounded from the shut door. He scratched his head confusedly and peeked in through the window to the right. There he saw you, sitting on the couch, hair messy and still in your pajamas, head bent over your laptop as you seemed to be in a deep trance.

"Hey!" he said, knocking on the glass. "Are you ready? You said we were carpooling to work today. Helloooooo?"

You glanced up, eyes wide, dark circles under your eyes, and eyes bloodshot. You ran to the door and unlocked it, swiftly pulling him in. "I GOT SO FAR AND HE FUCKING FELL AGAIN IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!"

"What? Are you still in your pajamas we have to be in by nine-"

"THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING WHO MADE THIS FUCKING SHITTY GAME IMA KILL THAT PERSON!" you said, shoving your feet into a random pair of shoes. "LET'S GO TO WORK, AIN'T PLAYING THIS STUPID GAME ANYMORE!"

"What, calm down ______ no, did you even sleep-"

You grabbed one of the coffee cups from the tray he held, and he watched in utter amazement as you chugged the whole thing. Once empty, you crushed it in your palm and threw it on the ground. "THAT'S MY FIFTY-SEVENTH CUP OF COFFEE TODAY, I'M ON A FUCKING ROLE!"

"Oh so because you made it past me?"

"FUCK YEAH!"

"I CAN CLEAR THE WHOLE GAME BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK OF IT!"

"I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"

Yuji grabbed the other cup of coffee and began chugging it, but choked and spilled it on his shirt before chugging the rest of it. "LET'S GO!"

So the two of you ignored the calls of your co-workers asking where you were and sat on the couch playing Getting Over It the rest of the day.

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a crackfic w the most precious baby. hope yall enjoy it!

 i hate this game sm after months of trying and failing i deleted it. 

fic originally published on april 2021.