Dannnyyyyy! Max Jason woke up in a hot sweat. Another bad dream about Danny Sperko getting melted alive in the blow hole of Mount Volcano Kilimanjaro.
"I'll kill you Jazz McQueen!" He whispered angrily. Danny was like a grandson to Max Jaxon, only closer like a real son, but not.
"Another bad dream, sir?" Questioned Jason. Jason was Max Jaxon's cell phone software like Siri but so much better with Arnold Schwartzeneggar's voice.
"I told you don't go there Jason or I will SHUT YOU DOWN!"
There was a silence in the room like someone just farted so loud. It was awkward.
"Sorry sir I forgot you told me to not ask about dreams because I am just a robot and would not understand about dreams." Whined Jason.
Now it was Max Jaxon's turn to apologize. "I'm not really good at apologies Jason. But if you talk about dreams again I will drop you in the toilet."
Jason choked. He knew Max Jaxon was joking he thought.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, another 9.9 MAX AWESOME artifact was discovered today!" Jason changed the subject.
"HUWWHHHAAAAA???!" Sputtered Max Jaxon. 9.9 MAX AWESOME artifacts were as good as they get. Just then the doorbell rang. It sounded like music from heaven but with electric guitars jamming so hard core.
"I'll answer the door. Have all of the MAX AWESOME artifact information sent to my personal workstation so I can read it after I answer the door." Max Jaxon was a no-nonsense dude.
Max Jaxon opened the door and saw a super hot babe. She looked kind of sad like someone had stolen her car or baby. Max Jaxon played it cool as a cucumber in the deep freezer, but not like how some dudes think being chatty is cool.
"I'm Dr. Max Jaxon. You rang my doorbell." He replied.
The lady was like, "Oh! Yeah!" And she handed him her umbrella because it was raining so he let her in.
"I have important information, Dr. Jaxon! It's about the 9.9 MAX AWESOME artifact!" She explained.
Now it was Max Jaxon's turn to be surprised.
"How do you know about the MAX AWESOME artifact?? Did Jason tell you?" He was getting angry thinking about Jason chatting up her without telling him about it. Stupid chatty robot. "Jason, why were you telling her about my personal stuff?" He whined.
Before Jason could say something totally stupid, the woman was like, "Oh! No, it wasn't Jason. It's a trap! Set up by your worst enemy Jazz McQueen! You can't go after that artifact!"
But nobody tells Max Jaxon what he can't do.
"What's your name, broad?" He bellowed.
She told him. It was Maggie. Maggie Bunson.
"Maggie Bunson, you should know something important. I'm not afraid of anything, least of all a trap and most least of all a trap made by Jazz McQueen." He pronounced.
"Are you two talking about traps again!?" Asked Jason. It was his chance to start getting scared. Jason had bad feelings about traps ever since he almost fell in the lava.
"Jason I know you have bad feelings about traps but trust me this time it will be different!" Encouraged Max Jaxon.
"I just don't think I can handle any more traps in my life right now," bemoaned Jason. Then Max Jaxon had him right where he wanted him.
"If you hate traps so much then why are you always hooking USBs into Lucy?"
Everyone was like "ooooohhhhhh!!!!! SLAAAAAM!!!"
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The Dr. Max Jaxon Collaxion
Short StoryEDIT: Ok, ok time for some truth: I love terrible writing. Sometimes. And only if it's really good. Good like, so bad it's good. A few years ago, one of my best friends sent me a copy of a story he found called "The InterGalactic War!" It was the be...
