jeffrey starr pov
jeffrey star finished his sexy sexy makeup it looked terrible as it always does why is this
racism
mmm it is glittery and he looks disdainfully at his discarded wedding invite... if only he could have gone to his old lovers ceremony to kiss him goodbye 😳
he phone up shane dawson shane ŷäŵę and says to him
we deserve to be at that wedding and we deserve the spotlight because (for legal reasons i can't say this) and we should go !! right now'and shane says nooo i can't i am having seggs with my cat and jefree says would i rather have sec with ur old lover? hm okay ig let us go
two hours later jorobe pov
omg this vegan trump wedding is so beautiful he said in his little femboy wedding dress oh wow i love u karen
yes i love u too ur very sexy and then they had sex mmmew anyways so shane and jefree turn up with a knife bc they ran away to bri*ain innit luv x
imagine being british embarrassingtell a bitch be gentol 😈✋ tryna get the willy wonka speshol 😩✨
then jefree starr kills the priest and married jorobe and karen omg says karen u can't kill innocent animal he was just a pig !! like no karen u are so old u cannot see that it is a human person 🙄
and then everyone clapped yay every british person was there including georgenotfound 😮 and he said that's poggers innit and then
and then jorobe femboy dress came off to reveal a smaller one and they danced to songs like
i'm a gummy bear i'm a gummy bear
and can i go to the washroom peaseeee no oh no oh no oh no
why am i so unfunny i hate it here
lol anyways so the bay what ha steph bay been doing
the baby is with shane dawson hm yes that is enough 🙏 remember to wap worship and prayer
then james's charles and noah beck and his thick ass neck do the wap together and they kiss toooo sexy for this story
and then jorobe leaves karen like not permanently not a divorce like to idk get food anyways
he meets shane dawson his old lover 😮❤️
and the chemistry is immediate. so immediate they have secs on the table and jefree sees
he starts to po and miss karen comes and sings an angry song bc u can't meat !! and shane was eating meat just then that's illegal
this is so unfunny anyone reading this i'm genuinely sorry
but at that moment omg obama comes back to life and kills shane dawson and jefree starr omg what a hero
how did u live says karen surprised he said i was bought back to life through jealousy i am so in love with jorobe
omg said miss karen my husband is too sexc and she cries fuck u sid fuck u fuck u duck u
this is why i don't be a cat femboy everyone 😁
i hate myself okay uhm oh last scene
on da honey moon
wow babe why are we at an allotment asked jorobe peg all men 2020 karen replied and gets an aubergine and hits his uh what it's called
his pRoStAtE multiple times i hope he is okay and it did not hurt 😥
and then he was so happy he died and met obama in heaven the end ty for reading i take classes at my church 🙏💞 pog 2020
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no longer vegan... student x teacher
Non-Fictionjorobe x thatveganteacher enemies to lovers jorobe is the school bad boy!! in and out of miss karen's detention, the two slowly fall in love... anyways she no longer vegan... if u get what i mean ;)