jorobe pov
jorobe entered the school building apprehensively. it was his first day at his new hell and he already had a detention... this was going to be so fun.
flashback earlier that day
jorobe looked in the mirror and sighed. he was so beautiful. it was unfair. he had his pink skirt on and his ginger hair and moustache were eloquently groomed. it was so hard being the beauty standard :,(. his alcoholic father yelled up to him.
' jorobe if u don't get ur fat coochie to school rn i'll kill you'
this scared jorobe who scaredly uwu to himself. he ran downstairs and out the door before his alcoholic father who was an alcoholic could murder him to death. he stop off at mcdonald and order all the meat before continuing with his treacherous journey.
'hello sexy young man what is that u are eating ?!?!' said a tall grey hair fox-girl. she looked at jorobe who started sweating because he was so intimidated she was so hot.. he just wanted to piss himself right there 😇
'mEAT?? U R DISGUSTANG DETENTION !!'
he cried and ran away dropping his bucket of kfc chicken on the ground. the fox lady growled and said
'my name is miss karen english teacher and i hate u lalalalalalala'
flashback to now
the students all laughed at him they said 'meat eater meat eater' he cried but then he said
Now from the top⬆️, jesus drops⬇️that's some wap🤪
Now get a bible📖and a pew😇, that's some wap🤓
I'm talkin' wap😛, wap😊, wap😚, that's some worship and prayer😁
Holy water in a pot💐, that's some worship and prayer✨, huh😻
and everyone clapped even the teachers. obama came and clapped as well. jorobe uwu with happiness until...
scary music
that vegan teacher !!!!!!
she had a thick carrot in her hand and stabbed jorobe. just bc u wap worship and prayer does not mean ur good u eat meat booo. and he cried. then she said detention now
jorobe said no i hate u i wish i could kill u and stuff the carrot inside u
and then u said 🙊 bc he just said that shit and then miss karen said come to my detention now !!
in detention
she threw his weak fragile femboy body onto the crafting table omg he said mmmm moaning
she takes the carrot and shove it inside of his body not sexually tho ew that's weird and then they go mmmmm
and then omg obama walks in !! what this is illegal obama says
jorobe says something cool and obama says understandable may i join
and then obama turns into a carrot and that is how trump is born 😇 ty for reading this took a long time :,(
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no longer vegan... student x teacher
No Ficciónjorobe x thatveganteacher enemies to lovers jorobe is the school bad boy!! in and out of miss karen's detention, the two slowly fall in love... anyways she no longer vegan... if u get what i mean ;)
