Alrighty my first chapter, I'm new with this kind of stuff so forgive me if some things are weird. Enjoy!
•••••••••••••••A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
~After utterly destroying your ass, he would actually be pretty gentle and help clean you up.
~Sometimes he'll even start a warm bath and you would just sit in his lap in the warm water.
~You sitting on him got him horny again.
~oH nO
B = Body Part (His favourite body part of their partners)
~This man loves his dick because he can pleasure you to no ends with it. He's a proud boi.`・ω・)9
~He loves your ass, squeezes it any chance he gets. He worships it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
~He'll cum anywhere he wants to.
~His favorite is cumming in your mouth and watching you struggle to swallow it all.
D = Dirty Secret
~Kuroo may or may not have a secret video if you two fucking and watches it on his own.
~He couldn't help himself.
~You're just that great. ヾ(`・ω・')ノ
E = Experience (How experienced are they?)
~ExcUse mE, this is Kuroo we're talking about. My mans got a doctorate is sex. ( •̀ω•́ )σ
F = Favourite Position
~How could he pick when there's so many?
~Every position is great because either way he's driving you down into the mattress and having you scream his name.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are the humorous?)
~50/50 if you were teasing him all day oh he'll be serious. He'll seriously tease the crap out of you in bed.
~But normally he'll crack a joke or two, nothing that'll ruin the mood though.
H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
~Kuroo's a good boi, he keeps himself clean.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)
~Pretty intimate on some days and other days his kinky personality takes over.
~You don't really mind either way because you get what you want👀
J = Jack Off
~Definetly.
~If you're not available it his next option immediately.
K = Kink
~Better question.
~What kinks does this man NOT have???
~He's down for anything.
~His most common and favorite ones are bondage and orgasm denial. (◎ー◎;)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
~Um, what place would he NOT do it?
~This man is all about the risk.
~Bedroom? Cool? Random public bathroom? Nice. Empty school classroom? Heck yes.
~Kuroo is ready for a n y t h i n g.
M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)
~What doesn't turn him on?
~Your meer existence gets him all horned up.
~He surprised you once in the bathroom saying that you were walking sexually but you know he was just horny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)
~Anything that makes you uncomfortable or anything that would hurt you.
~He may be a horny rabbit but sex is supposed to be enjoying for both parties.
O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
~He is a G O D in giving. He loves to watch your face when you cum after he sucks you off.
~He loves receiving a bit more than giving though.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
~This man is s p e e d. 🏃🏻💨
~He likes hitting you fast and hard.
~But in important moments he can be very romantic and slow and sensual. He loves you don't forget that.
Q = Quickie
~Y e s.
~Y E S.
~Y
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SR = Risk (Do they take risks? Are the willing to experiment?)
~Risks all day everyday baby.
~He'll do anything asking as your comfortable with it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
~Actual quote form one of your nights: "cUrse you and your volleyball stamina!!!"
~You passed out from overstimulation after that.
~Kuroo can go for h o u r s.
~On an average 5-6 rounds and in good days (usually weekends) 7-10.
T = Toy (Do they own toys?)
~Yes. Of course he does.
~One he put a vibrator up your ass and made you walk around school in it.
~You were in the boys locker room changing and you almost revealed yourself because Kuroo decided to bring up the vibrations a few levels.
U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
~Teasing is his middle name. He loves to tease.
V = Volume
~Not really loud because he likes to hear your moans.
~He does get a bit loud when he cums though.
W = Wild Card
~He doesn't talk about it but onetime for your birthday he put in a maid costume and wore cat ears and tail.
~Kenma somehow convinced him to do it.
~It's your lock screen.
~Kuroo internally screamed and had you change it.
~It's your homepage screen though.
~He will never live it down. Not as long as you're alive.
X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)~👁👄👁
~He's a good 6 1/2 inches.
~But he's a thicccccccc boi
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
~25/8
~High sex drive, his hormones DO NOT fail.
Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)
~Always waits for you first. He loves seeing your sleepy face softly snoring in his bare chest.
~"Hey wake up you got me excited again"
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