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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
~You usually run the bathwater while he changes the sheets.
~Bunches if kisses.
~The bath must have bubbles, it's the law.
B = Body Part (His favorite body part of their partners)
~He likes his arms because he can play volleyball with them but also give you hugs, annoy you, and hold your legs up whenever needed.
~He likes your booty :3 (Flat or big, I'll fight you guys with my positivity) Sometimes in school he'll just squeeze it when no one's looking.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
~You're on birth control so no worries. Oikawa makes sure you're taking your pills on schedule.
~He likes to cum on your face a lot.
D = Dirty Secret
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~He once tried on your lingerie to see what it was like.
~Poor Iwa-Chan was scarred of that photo when he accidentally swiped too far on Oikawa's phone.
E = Experience (How experienced are they?)
~Slight experience. He's had previous relationships but they never got far enough to have sex.
F = Favourite Position
~He loves it when you ride him. Hell even squeeze or slap your ass when you're doing it.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are they humorous?)
~Pretty mischievous during bed, but he knows what moments don't need it.
H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
~Sparkle-Sparkle Shine-Shine down there.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)
~He usually starts off goofy and gets romantic near the end. He'll be entirely romantic on important days or when he feels like it.
J = Jack Off
~From time to time when you're not there to help.
K = Kink
~Bondage
~Slight foot fetish, nothing big, he just likes the way your toes curl when he makes you cum. Makes him feel like he did a good job.
~Hair pulling.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
~He's down with anywhere as long as you're okay with it.
M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)
~He loves your cute focus face when you trying to focus on your work.
~When you twirl your hair, it makes him want to pull it and ravish you.
~GYM, when he sees you running 🏃🏽♀️, he loves watching your muscles work.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)
~Anything you're not comfortable with.
O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
~Doesn't have a preference. It really just depends on his mood that day.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
~Relatively fast-paced but sometimes he's slow.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, etc)
~He doesn't like to do them often, but one every once in a while ain't bad.
R = Risk (Do they take risks? Are the willing to experiment?)
~He felt bad about accident scaring his Iwa-Chan so he's not as up to risk as he once wasヾ(;'▽`)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
~It maybe 3-4 rounds but this man knows how to DRAG out each one to the longest. o-o
T = Toy (Do they own toys?)
~No Oikawa prefers to do the work himself.
U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
~Not a big tease but when he does you're in for a ride. ⊙﹏⊙
V = Volume
~He's just as loud as you are and sometimes LOUDER. Overdramatic 25/8.
W = Wild Card
~You're secret lock screen is of you wearing no shirt and Oikawa's boxers and him in heels with a bralette and lacy underwear.
~You wonder where he got that idea from?
Oikawa's face when you asked him: ლ(゚д゚ლ), (ŏ_ŏ)(◑_◑), ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜
X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)
~A good 7 inches
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Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
~Medium, you two would have sex about 2-3 times a week, 4 if it's a real good week.
Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)
~Falls asleep right after you do, you're sleeping face is so cute he's often awake gushing about it and taking pictures.
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