A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)~Likes to take a bath with you after.
~You playing with his hair while he cuddles you
B = Body Part (His favorite body part of their partners)
~His eyes, he knows what kind of looks to give you that gets you squirming under him.
~Your hands, for pleasurable purposes, and innocent purposes. Likes holding them, he finds it cute when you two are alone and you're swinging their hands like a kid.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
~CONDOM
~No children.
~Not now, anyway.
~(On the rare occasion of no condom and you're on birth control) Likes to cum all over your body, it's like marking himself on you.
D = Dirty Secret
~He once tried on one of your y'all heels to see what it was like being almost 7 ft and broke them.
~(・Д・)
E = Experience (How experienced are they?)
~This boy got none so please bear with him as he tries to figure it out.
F = Favourite Position
~Likes the cowgirl and spooning position the best.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are they humorous?)
~He has his snarky comments for sure.
~Sometimes you bite his sweet spot on his neck for every snarky comment he makes.
H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
~Too lazy to bother., only when you ask.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)
~He would be the world's greatest romantic if it weren't for his snarky comments every minute.
~You did shove one of your pantries in his mouth once to get him to shut up (ヾ; ̄▽ ̄)ヾ
J = Jack Off
~Rarely, if he ever gets excited you're usually around to help.
K = Kink
~Begging, he wants you to beg for it 😗
~Bondage
~Collaring (Doesn't matter who is wearing it)
~Dirty talking
~Face fucking >.> <.<
~Gags (Don't matter who's wearing it)
L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)
~Prefers his or your bedroom.
~Empty bathroom from time to time.
M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)
~When he sees you wearing a choker, it makes him think you have a collar on.
~Don't even get him STARTED when he sees you in your swim outfit. He thanks the schools for providing you with such tight outfits.
~When you squeeze his thigh. (Left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh✨)
~When you wear his glasses.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)
~Not sure yet, he'll figure it out once you two try it.
O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
~Doesn't mind either but he's pretty skilled.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
~Depends on he's feeling, he'll absolutely ✨wreck✨ you if he's feeling jealous. If it's just a normal day he usually goes at a medium pace.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, etc)
~Prefers actual sex rather than quickies.
R = Risk (Do they take risks? Are the willing to experiment?)
~As long as the request isn't outrageous he's down to try it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
~Roughly 2-3 rounds.
T = Toy (Do they own toys?)
~Aside from his gags and collars he doesn't own any actual toys. He got everything he needs.
U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
~This little beanstalk loves to tease ( ̄^ ̄)
V = Volume
~Usually isn't very loud, but there would be small moments where he moans loudly.
W = Wild Card
~He once bought lingerie with dinosaur print and wore it on your birthday.
~You died from laughter and took a picture.
~That picture is now the bane of his existence.
X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)
~Solid 8 inches.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
~Once or twice a week, maybe 3 if he feeling real good.
Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)
~Usually falls asleep first and right on top of you.
~Dude snores like a dinosaur too.
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Haikyuu NSFW Alphabet
FanficYour boys from Haikyu in the NSFW Alphabet AY BACK OFF IF YOU'RE NOT 18 🤺🤺