Haikyuu NSFW Alphabet

[For Da Gorls] Kuroo Tetsuro

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

~He gets really cuddly.

~You have to be careful in how you move or you might get his little man excited again.

B = Body Part (His favourite body part of their partners)

~Loves his hands

~The way you clench on his hands when you're at the edge gets him excited.

~He also finds it cute how much smaller your hands are in comparison to his.

~If there's one thing he really likes about you it's the TITTIES.

~There would be times when you're sitting on his lap at home and he'll just casually squeeze your boobs while your scrolling through your phone or watching tv.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

~You're on birth control so he doesn't have to worry about little gremlins.

~Loves to cum on your face.

D = Dirty Secret

~Kuroo was feeling exceptionally good this day. They won a practice match and you were there to cheer him on. So when you got home this man—and I quote said, "I will let you do anything to me and I mean anything without any later on punishments and no complaints."

~Kuroo did not expect you to get revenge on his previous actions and stick a vibrator up his ass and make him wear it in school.

~Much less play volleyball with it.

~He lowkey likes it though.

~He hasn't figured out how to tell you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

~He's a veteran, had some relationships before you so he knows how to handle himself and his partner.

F = Favourite Position

~Kuroo is a man of all positions but if he had to pick one it would be missionary, it's basic but he gets to see all of you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are the humorous?)

~He's such a goofball unless you're getting punished.

H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

~Carpet does match the drapes.

~Keeps himself clean because he's a good boi.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)

~Romantic most of the time.

~Some days he can't hold himself back and just drill you into the mattress.

J = Jack Off

~Why would be ever need to Jack off when he has you around?

K = Kink

~Bondage

~Big time daddy kink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~Overstimulation

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

~Likes his bedroom a lot because that's where all the stuff he needs is, but he's down to do it anywhere.

M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)

~When he sees you playing sports in gym, just watching your body move gets him excited.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)

~Nothing that would make you uncomfortable.

O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)

~Y e s.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

~Likes it fast most of the time but sometimes he just likes to take it slow and appreciate your body.

Q = Quickie

~He loves them :3

R = Risk (Do they take risks? Are the willing to experiment?)

~The best part about sex is the risks you two take.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

~Too much.

~He lasts a good 6-8 rounds depending on his mood and day.

T = Toy (Do they own toys?)

~Of course he does.

~They are hidden very well but also easily accessible.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

~Kuroo loves to tease, he's just that kind of man.

V = Volume

~He's not very loud but he's not quiet either.

W = Wild Card

~He once thought about putting whipped cream on your boobs and licking it off.

~He told you about it but you shut it down not wanting food to be apart of your sex life.

X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)

~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~He PACKIN in both length and width.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

~High sex drive

~You and him have sex at least 5 times a week.

Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)

~He falls asleep roughly the same time as you.