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I'm not dead I promiseA = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
~Either still has way too much energy and goes out for a run or he's tired and he'll order you two pizza.
B = Body Part (His favorite body part of their partners)
~Loves his hand's cuz he can smack your booty with them. Flat or big don't matter to him😌💅🏼✨ (No matter how flat you are you'll never be flatter than Oikawa—)
~Loves grabbing your ass for no reason.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
~Condom because cleanup is too much work.
~Likes to do it in your booty or your entire body.
D = Dirty Secret
~Secretly has an audio recording of your moans and plays them when he needs to or just when he's stressed.
E = Experience (How experienced are they?)
~This man has no idea what he's doing. But that's the fun of it!
F = Favourite Position
~Since he's still trying to figure things out, no there is no definite answer.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are they humorous?)
~He tried to be serious and it didn't work, cracks jokes all the time.
H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
~The carpet is black...👀
~He usually doesn't because he forgets.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)
~Depending on his mood he can't be very sexy and romantic. It's almost like a new person.
J = Jack Off
~Probably once a week or less since he doesn't have a high sex drive.
K = Kink
~Spankings
~dADdY😩
~Bondage
~Public sex
L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)
~Likes to do it in his bedroom for the most part.
~But when he's feeling ✨spicy✨ there's a gym locker room, a public bathroom, the park, anywhere really.
M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)
~When you sway your hips purposely as your walk.
~Hugging him from behind.
~Licking a lollipop or ice cream. Especially vanilla ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)
~Nothing that will hurt you.
O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
~Prefers to receive.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
~Not very fast but man does he hit like a truck in an isekai—
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, etc)
~LOVES quickies! He is ready 25/8
R = Risk (Do they take risks? Are they willing to experiment?)
~Since this Bokuto has no idea what he's doing, risks are just for the taking.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
~2-3 rounds, 4 on good days.
T = Toy (Do they own toys?)
~Nah, all he needs is already here
U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
~Not a big tease, he doesn't have the heart for it.
V = Volume
~Loud from time to time, but public sex teaches you when to shut up.
W = Wild Card
~You almost suffocated from one of his hugs, Akaashi had to support Bokuto while you were knocked out in the nurse's office
X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)
~ 7 inches 😗
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
~Not very high, but when he is in the mood he is going for a while 🏃🏽♀️💨
Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)
~Refuses to fall asleep without cuddles
~If he still has energy y'all just get food
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Haikyuu NSFW Alphabet
FanfictionYour boys from Haikyu in the NSFW Alphabet AY BACK OFF IF YOU'RE NOT 18 🤺🤺