Haikyuu NSFW Alphabet

[dE gOrLz] Ushijima Wakatoshi

I had way too much fun experimenting with this one💀💀

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

~Bubble bath with candles
~Massages
~Candy for the cravings <3
~If y'all don't treasure this man I'm revoking your Ushi-Sushi simp card

B = Body Part (His favorite body part of their partners)

~Oh what big hands he has, all the better to touch you with.

~Sometimes he'd hold your face and stare into your eyes, "I can hold the world in my hands."

~Loves your arms, you make him feel relaxed and at peace with the world when you hug him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

~He really would have kids if y'all weren't in school and had a proper job, but everywhere that isn't inside you is fine.....for now.

~Health class scared him when he learned about STDs so he wears a condom all the time and while you're his only partner, you both get tested all the time.

D = Dirty Secret

~It's not much of a secret because he felt disgusted not telling you everything, but he once jacked off to a dirty magazine while you were away.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

~Lord help this man, the first time you two tried anything he was like 🧍🏼‍♂️ the entire time.

~👁👁

~Cue 3 am Ushijima with glasses researching how to please his partner, incognito mode is a man's best friend.

F = Favourite Position

•Cowgirl

•Loves your legs above his shoulders

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are they humorous?)

~He's more like a ticking time bomb, sometimes he gets so nervous and confused that you both have to stop.

~Please be slow with him, he's trying his best🥺

H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

•👀

•The carpet doesn't match the drapes 🏃🏽‍♀️ 💨

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)

•When he's not being a literal animal he can be so sweet and cute🥺

•He gives hugs and kisses and tells you how amazing you are.

•If y'all don't give him all the love and respect I will personally hire a hitman and send you out of the atmosphere. ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

J = Jack Off

•Not very often, maybe once a week or even less.

K = Kink

•Does a farmer kink exist? Cuz this man sure has it.

•Remember when your teachers used to yell at you for exposing your shoulders? Ushijima is the reason why.

•Praising

L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)

•Bedroom or hotel room, no in-betweens.

M = Motivation (What turns him on? What gets him going?)

•How you let this man dress you as a farmer and him as a cow is beyond you.

• "Milk me please"

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do.)

•No public sex, he has a reputation ya know.

•No whips, he just doesn't like them.

O = Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)

•He doesn't like either to be honest.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

•Medium pace and hits like a dump truck.

•Idk what that means but that's for you to figure out.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, etc)

•Too busy with volleyball.

R = Risk (Do they take risks? Are they willing to experiment?)

•He's a lot more open than you'd think.

•Doesn't want to be too controlling so he always does research online and checks with you for your opinion.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

•This man built is a rechargeable battery pack

•Let him charge up for a bit and he ready to go for like 5 rounds ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

T = Toy (Do they own toys?)

•He has thought about it but he doesn't want that staining his credit card history.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

•Not a big tease, loves you too much to do it.

V = Volume

•Does a cow moo?

W = Wild Card

•Has a pitchfork on standby.

•You don't know how he brings that with him everywhere.

•He's always ready for a revolution.

X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)

14 inches

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

•Not very high but when he does feel the urge you two can go on for hours.

•3 times a month is the usual

Z = Zzz (How quickly did they fall asleep?)

•If it's on an important day he'll fall asleep immediately after, this man got volleyball today he needs his beauty sleep. 🧘🏽‍♀️✨

•Other than that expect to be treated like the queen you are💃🏽✨