Curse of the Hope Diamond (YagiEnjiShouta + pro heroes x thief! Reader)

Another outing

"Shigaraki, I don't kill people, I've told you that many times."

"Listen here, you dumb whore-" before Shigaraki could continue swearing at you through the phone, you interrupted him.

"Just because I get ass then you doesn't mean you have to get mad at me, you virgin. Maybe if you stop scratching at your acne, wash your greasy hair, brushed your teeth, apply chapstick to your cracked lips and stopped acting like a 50 year old that drives by an elementary school, you could get plenty of women wanting your pale cock up their dripping wet pussies." You said oh so casually while petting your pink feline.

"YOU-"

Shigaraki was cut off by someone wrestling the phone out of his hands before a new voice came onto the phone.

"The attack is supposed to take place at the USJ, babe. If you don't go, then I'm not either."

You rolled your eyes as an amused smirk came over your face.

"Well then enjoy the day off, Dabi, I'm not going."
"Awwww why not?" He jokingly whined.

"Because I'm going to be playing with my pink little pussy~" you said as you kissed your pink cat's fluffy head, earning a quick meow from her.

In the background, you could hear Toga and Twice laughing as well as Shigaraki screaming a 'what the fuck!?'. Dabi chuckled a bit at your blunt innuendo.

"Speaking of your 'pink little pussy', how is the midget rascal?"

You feline stretch and placed her furry head between your breasts, earning a squeal from you.

"She's extra cuddly!"

You looked down at your cat before noticing the necklace you were wearing. Deciding you wanted to brag, you brought up the subject of your blue necklace.

"Hey guys, you heard of the Hope Diamond, right?" You held the necklace in your hand and fidgeted it between your fingers.

"Yeah?" Dabi said.

"What the fuck does this have to do with anything?" Shigaraki said.

"I'm wearing it right now."

You could hear a shatter in the background, followed by a 'damn it, Toga!'.

"Seriously!? I wanna see!!! I don't care!!!!" Twice screamed into the phone.

You chuckled as a FaceTime request popped up and accepted.

Yoga and Twice's faces took up the entire screen with Shigaraki yelling for his phone back.

"Let me see!!!" Toga begged while jumping up and down with the phone. You pointed the phone more towards your chest, showing off the artifact wrapped around your neck.

"Holy crap!!! It really is the Hope Diamond!" Toga squealed.
"Not just the Hope Diamond, but a nice pair of honkers too!"

While your chest wasn't completely shown, the villains could put two and two together.

You were naked.

"YOU SLUT!!!" Shigaraki screeched one the background, no doubt seeing the lack of clothing on his phone screen.

Your cat popped up, flashing the group her pearly whites as she meowed for attention. Shigaraki grabbed his phone back, about to throw a fit when his gaze softened when seeing the pink munchkin cat's face.

"Me and my munchkin have to go for now. Bye bye, virgin~"
"Fuck y-"

Beep.

You leaned back into your bean back with your cat standing on your breasts with her front paws.