My Wattpad Rants

Coffee Bonding

The Wattpad Lovers always meet in... DUN DUN DUN- Starbucks! Everyone knows that. XD Here's a ridiculous story about these coffee bonding wattpad lovers! <3 *SMOOCH* XD

Chapter One

"Thank you." I say sweetly to the gas station dude, he heads to the next waiting car. I immediately pull out of the gas station. It stinks terribly here, it smells like gas. I'm too beautiful to be exposed to scents like this. 

After such a tiring day at school, I decide to stop by at Starbucks before I go home. Do you know why I love coffee and chocolate? I mean I'm literally addicted! It's because coffee reflects my beauty. I am like the most beautiful girl at school. I'm not just any boring brunette. My hair resembles chocolate, I mean it's thick, luxious, and the color of milk chocolate. Like wouldn't you just die to be my boyfriend? I never had one because I reject every single guy who asks me out. I'm just too good for any of them, okay? My eyes look like coffee filled with aroma. Oh my goodness! I'm so romantic! My hair is also wavy, so it looks like a flowing chocolate river. And my skin is like a porcelain doll white. I'm so... Perfect. 

Anyways, I step out of my car, and when the cashier at the counter sees me, she smiles, recognizing me right away.

"Hello, Zoella." She smiles. 

"Hi! I want my usual black coffee." I say, while sashaying, that's how you look sexy. And beautiful. I think. "With that vanilla cream plus caramel on top."

"Alright, It's coming." She walks inside, and soon appears with my beautiful drink. Not as beautiful as myself, but you get the idea.

"Thank you." I flash my perfectly white teeth at her. And when I open my wallet to pay... Oh my gosh, I feel excited whenever I do that, because I am sooooo rich. You know how normal people bring some money out with them, but leave most at home? Well, my friends ask me why I bring $300 out, frankly my room is too small to fit all my money. Gotta keep some in my wallet!

My kitten heels kick gracefully on the ground as I find myself a seat next to the window. To relax. I sigh, staring at the blue- ish city night scene in front of me. You know like when nighttime almost arrives?

I smile, and grab my plum colored lipstick. I start dabbing the lipstick bullet on my soft lips. Purple lips go great with brown eyes, I mean like it's perfect! I start sipping my coffee, when I realize that I need a napkin.

I start making my over to the napkin stand, when suddenly someone bumps into me. I shriek. My coffee slips out of my hand and ruins a very cute boy's shirt. That cute boy bumped into me. I probably would forgive him, because more than likely he only bumped into me because my beauty was too blinding.

"Oh, Miss! I'm so sorry!" He cries.

"No, I'm sorry! Look at your shirt!"

"I don't care about my shirt, I spilled your drink."

"That's okay." I bat my eyelashes at him, flirtingly.

"Hey, do you want to come over to my house? We can clean up together... Like some got on you too." 

"Oh!" My heart drops, when I see that my own skirt is ruined, but going to this cute boys house... I am so lucky!

The cute boy and I make our way to the parking lot. I tell him where my car is, but he tells me to just walk to his house, because he walked here. 

"My house is just around the corner." He gives me a cute smile. "Then, you can come back to get your car."

"Perfect." I agree. "My name is Zoella."

"I'm Landon." Landon. Sooo sexy. As we walk, we talk. And at one point, he blushes hard.

"Zoella, you're... You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. I know I'm cheesy, but-"

"Oh no! That's lovely! Oh thanks!" I run my delicate fingers through my luxious hair. "Do I remind you of rich chocolate?"

"Yes."

"I thought so." I giggle.

 Chapter Two

At Landon's apartment, I know for sure he loves me. He's been treating me like a princess. He even gave me one of his sister's nicest party dresses to wear while he washes my skirt in the washing machine!

It's purple, matches my lips!

"Thanks for everything, Landon." I blush, as he presses "start" on the washing machine.

"Of course. I-"

"Yeah?" I ask, anxious.

"I just..."

"Spit it out!" I encourage. His beautiful eyes meet mine.

"I love you, Zoella. I really do."

"I love you too." Tears well in my eyes. Finally, a real boyfriend. I leap into his arms, and he holds me tight.

And when we finally break apart, he kisses me. Gosh, if I knew I'd get my first kiss tonight, I wouldn't have applied so much plum lipstick on! When we finally broke apart, there were purple tint all over his lips. But he looked so cute, especially since I made him look like that. The washing machine rings and Landon rushes over.

"Should I wait until my clothes dry?" I sigh, looking at my soaking wet white blouse, and black high- low skirt.

"You can keep the dress, my sister hates it." He sighs. "Here-" He grabs a bag and puts my clothing in it, he hands it to me. 

"Thanks. I think I better get going, Landon. I mean like my mom's going to get worried."

"Oh really?" He looks dissapointed to let me go, I know how he feels, I'm to die for. He gives me one last hug, then hands me my purse.

"Goodbye." I smile.

"Bye, Coffee girl." He winks.

"I like that." I giggle. Then, I turn to go, but I swear his cute smile got replaced by an evil grin the second I left. But I guess he's just proud of himself, I mean he did win the prettiest girl in the world over today, you gotta give him credit.

 Chapter Three

How much tissues do you use when you bawl your eyeballs out. I don't think I can count. My chocolate brown eyes are filled with anger and heart break. Oh. My God.

So when I came home, I realized that... My wallet was gone. And suddenly, I understood everything. Landon was tricking me the entire time. He never loved me. He didn't want me. He wanted my money.

He bumped into me on purpose after he saw me fanning myself with three 100 dollar bills. Then, he brought me to his apartment, and took my money, of course. He returned my purse and I fell for everything. 

If I ever see that *BEEP* again... I angrily tear off his sister's stupid dress, and use my scissors to cut it apart. I had my first kiss with him!

Tomorrow I will look for him. I am Zoella. I will find him. And he'll pay for this.

To be continued...

Thanks for reading again, Awesomies. XD Luv ya all!

BTW Awesomies. :))) If you like these ridiculous stories. XD First of all, thank you. <3 Second of all, I recommend you all to check out I don't really Know... By @Metalhandedness62, it's the story that inspired me to write all these crazy stories, excect that story is not a joke. XD I also wrote a fanfic for that book, Bratty Little Chics }:), hope you check that out too, thank you!

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