wei wuxian: one day i wanna be a father—
ouyang zizhen: but you already are—
lan sizhui: what about us?
lan jingyi: yeah, what about us?
all juniors: yeah!
wei wuxian, sighs: y'all ain't my real kids you know.
juniors, writing in their diaries at 8:15PM: "today marks the day i was disowned by my own father."