wei wuxian: so who broke the coffee machine? i'm not mad, i just want to know.
wen ning: ... i did. i broke it.
wei wuxian: no, no you didn't. jingyi?
lan jingyi: don't look at me, look at sizhui.
lan sizhui: what?! i didn't break it.
lan jingyi: huh, that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
lan sizhui: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
lan jingyi: suspicious...
lan sizhui: no it isn't!
ouyang zizhen: if it matters, probably not, jin ling was the last one to use it.
jin ling: liar! i don't even drink that crap!