wei wuxian, actually cuts himself on a leaf somehow.
lan sizhui: senior wei, are you alright? do you need some aid?
wei wuxian: i'm alright a-yuan, i have worse happen to me.
lan wangji: wei ying, are you hurt? let me see.
wei wuxian, fake tears: lan er-gege it hurts so much, my finger might fall off, i want you to kiss it all better.
lan wangji, kisses wei wuxian's finger better: mn.
lan jingyi: he just said he was fine a moment ago. and now he's acting like his finger has been chopped off.
lan sizhui: you'll get used to it.
jin ling: uncle told me he did this all the time with my mother.