wei wuxian: i like your pants.
lan wangji: they're 50% off.
wei wuxian: i'd like them 100% off.
lan wangji: the store just can't sell free stuffs.
wei wuxian: no that's not what i—
lan wangji: that's a terrible way to run a business.

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wei wuxian: i like your pants.
lan wangji: they're 50% off.
wei wuxian: i'd like them 100% off.
lan wangji: the store just can't sell free stuffs.
wei wuxian: no that's not what i—
lan wangji: that's a terrible way to run a business.