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mdzs group chat.

wei wuxian: i have found a kitten.

wei wuxian: by "kitten" i mean alcohol and by "found" i mean drunk.

wei wuxian, giggling: i had found a lot of kittens tonight.

lan jingyi: senior wei, do you need help?

wei wuxian: yes i'd very much need somone to come fetch me. but sadly, it's 9PM and it's gonna be past your curfew. and besides, i bet your hanguang-jun is already asleep.

wei wuxian, gets dragged back by hangguang-jun.

wei wuxian, screams.

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