mdzs group chat.
wei wuxian: i have found a kitten.
wei wuxian: by "kitten" i mean alcohol and by "found" i mean drunk.
wei wuxian, giggling: i had found a lot of kittens tonight.
lan jingyi: senior wei, do you need help?
wei wuxian: yes i'd very much need somone to come fetch me. but sadly, it's 9PM and it's gonna be past your curfew. and besides, i bet your hanguang-jun is already asleep.
wei wuxian, gets dragged back by hangguang-jun.
wei wuxian, screams.