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lan qiren: explain to me how you got into an accident.

wei wuxian: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and lan zhan didn't notice it so i said, "lan zhan, deer!"

lan qiren: and?

wei wuxian: tell him your answer, lan zhan.

lan zhan:

lan zhan, sighs: "yes, dear?"

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