Tattoos and Tails l.s

5

-- Louis' pov --

"Well it's time for work. We'll talk about this there k? I'm gonna go get Ni and Harry." I walked down the hall and into my room where they were. I instantly smiled at what they were doing.

"Loubear look I figured out how to use the hair massager! Niall really likes it." He jumped up and ran over to me. I laughed and looked at Niall who was still sitting cross-legged on the floor with a bright red face. Obviously remembering earlier events.

"Okay guys we have to go to work because it's 8 and we won't be home till around 1 in the morning. You guys can do anything you want as long as you clean it up and we just had dinner an hour ago so no using the stove or oven. You can watch tv all you want or anything else just please make sure to clean it up. Okay so have fun, be good please, and see you later. Oh and Li is gonna leave his phone in case you need anything. Harry knows how to call me off of it so it's good. That's all. Please please be good and be careful." I turned to walk out and got pulled back by a hand on my bicep. I turned back around and see harry holding on to my upper arm.

"What's wrong love?" He doesn't reply, just cuddles into my chest. He hugs me for almost 5 minutes and I'm loving it. He finally pulls away and scampers off to go play again. I smile and walk out of the room.

-- 15 minutes later --

Work again. Great. You know I need to get harry a phone. I could be texting him right now. Wait, what am I saying? He's not my boyfriend and I don't even like him. I need to focus on these letters for the drunk lady sitting on the sofa. She came in here, almost fell and puked, then finally told us she wanted "boner garage" on her lower stomach right before her underwear start. If you ask me, this is gonna be the worst mistake of her life but hey, at least I tried to talk her out of it. After about 20 minutes of completely asking her if she was absolutely sure, I'm here drawing these words in cursive with roses. It'd be pretty If the letters said something else.

I sit back in my chair and look over my finished product. It looks nice for a reverse tramp stamp I guess. Shit, what was her name again? Oh yea, Kira. Weird but somehow fits her.

"Kira if you'd like just-- Liam where'd the girl go that was just sitting on the sofa?" What the hell? Did she just leave? Who does this? I just spent 45 minutes drawing and prepping this shit for her and she decides to up and walk out?

"What the bloody hell? She was just right there." He says walking into the front of the parlor. I can't believe this chic. "Sorry mate." he says and pats my back. I sigh and walk over to the front desk.

"Fuck it. I just want to go home. I'm so tired of drunk people. Unless they're funny drunks. Then it's entertaining." I smirk at him and pull out my phone. What the fuck??

"Liam get your ass over here. now." I basically growl and his body whips around and he walks over to me. "What the fuck is this?"

Some one sent me a picture from Sophia's number. It's a dude. The lower half of a dude. With the comment

'gonna get some. don't tell on me ;)'

"Liam I think she's cheating on you. I mean what do I even say to this?" I'm completely shocked and so is Liam judging by his facial expression. I feel really bad, but at the same time he did too. Hours ago.

"I-I I don't know. I guess I have to break up with her. Uh I'm gonna go to the bathroom." he says standing to his full hight. I nod and look over to the side to see what I think is a boner. I look up at him and his face is flushed red. I burst out laughing and he runs to the bathroom.

Oh my god, that just turned him on. I mean the guys dick  is huge but still I'm the gay one and that didn't do shit to me. Sweet God how did he not know he was gay for 22 years? Maybe he's bi. Who knows. But what do I even say to this message? Ugh relationship problems suck ass. Especially when you aren't even in the relationship.

'Sophia? Is this you or not?'

I decide to go with the easiest approach to the given situation. Just as I look up a girl walks in with her boyfriend. Clearly drunk as shit. Great.

-- 5 and a half long as hell hours later --

Well shit. It's almost 1 in the fucking morning and I'm locking the shop door. This had to be the longest night ever. We haven't got a call from Harry or Niall so hopefully everything is okay at home. God I just need to take a shower and go to bed. More importantly pray for another cuddle session with Harry tonight. You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize he's actually a really cute kid. I think he's around 18 - 19 years old. Niall seems more like 20 years old. I'm 22 and Liam's 21 so eh.

"Liam tomorrow you need to talk to Sophia and break up with her because I asked if it was her and she said, 'you know it. Don't tell Liam on me.' And I just didn't reply. I'm really sorry mate but I think you're more into Niall now if you know what I mean." I wiggle my eyebrows in the passenger seat and he shakes his head.

"I will tomorrow and actually uh- well you know, I'm not into him. It's more well- it's more the God damn it. You get it right?" He's bright red again and it's time for payback. I smirk.

"No. What the hell Li?" I ask like I have no clue what's he's trying to say when I know he's trying to tell me he bottoms.

"Jesus Lou. I'm not into him he's-he's, Jesus Christ he's into me. Get it?" I burst out laughing and can't stop till we're pulling in our parking lot.

"That was priceless. But come on its already 1:30 in the morning" I say and jog up to the building door.

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So. This is a quick update because I haven't in a long time. So sorry jesus I'm horrible. Hope you like.