BLINDED (On-Going)

Roleplay ;)

This chapter needs bit of an intro XD

It was almost an entire month since my boyfriend and I broke up.
It was mutual and I was over the moon for finally being out of an extremely toxic relationship..😌😌
Coz even tho my ex was a good guy, lets just say he wasn't one when it came to relationships 😂

But for some reason, Id agreed to still remain friends with him🙄
-One of the worst decisions of my life👀💀

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Damn this intro stuff is boring XD
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Phew so..

One fine morning, I was finally able to drag myself out of bed...of course after smashing the snooze button on my alarm clock for the 19th time...
Instead of the usual 20!!!!

Technically I really dnt remember what kinda day was, but as per the requirement of the chapter,lets consider it was fine XD

Things were crawling at a good pace, well, as much as they do usually,until my ex texted-
" Rhi I knw, we r no longer a couple...but I wd really love it, if u made a painting for me again...
Just like u used to...
Think of it as an early bday gift :D"

Like seriously dude???!!!!!!
U want a painting as an early bday gift from me???!!!!
And how can giving something in March be considered an early bday gift...when the bday's in December???!!!!!
Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I really ought to say no -_-
But fuck my lame pathetic self I can't say no to such requests-_-

And this was how I came to making this 👇🙄😂

Lmao
When I say I didn't want to give this to him...I mean it😙😂

I mean I only ever make stuff for my boyfriend or that useless crap of a neighbour(mostly coz he wd simply take it away even if I refused😂)...and currently, my pathetic lump of an ex was neither🙄

Lol

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Previously promised special feature~
BTS MOMENTS: Over text

~some of the actual texts are replaced by less embarrassing ones~

Useless Asshole
May I speak with Her Highness,
The Princess Of Zombieland?

You
No, u may not.

Useless Asshole
However, Princess I must..for it
concerns the matters of the state ;)

You
        Her Majesty, the Princess, has given specific instructions not to disturb her for the next few hrs, for she is involved in matters wch requires her immediate attention..for she has been procrastinating it for more than 2 weeks😌

Useless Asshole
Hilarious as always.

Useless Asshole
May I please ask of her Majesty,
what is this matter of urgent importance, wch causes her to neglect her Knight In Shining Armour? ;)

You
You may.
You
Tho there is no knight in shining armour.
You
However there is a possibility of there being A Donkey with A Saddle😌

Useless Asshole
Very well.So what is this matter
of wch causes Her Majesty break
the heart of her noble admirer when he comes to plead for her wisdom?;)

You
Her Majesty, The Royal Princess is currently engaged in ruining a piece of paper, and wishes not to be disturbed.Her wisdom is invaluable no doubt on that😌

Useless Asshole
Begging ur pardon ma'am, when
will she finally be free to look
after her loyal subject? ;)

You
Her Highness prefers to use the term Useless Crap for that idiotic lame excuse for the person who sprayed popcorn all over her private suite last time he visited her -_-

Useless Asshole
Her Royal Highness does not knw
many colourful words,does she? ;)

You
Her Majesty does not like being tested ;)

Useless Asshole
Something definitely to be tried again ;)

Useless Asshole
XD
However, as per the wishes of his Princess,her Useless Crap hereby swears by all the choco-chip cookies of the world, he will clean up her Royal suite next time ;)

You
-_-
Her Majesty does not take swearing by her food lightly, and will block any Crap, Useless or otherwise, if he dares to do it again.

Useless Asshole
Her Useless Crap hereby begs pardon for his extreme callous behavior ;)
However he still begs for an attendance for it is extremely important.

You
Her majesty is intrigued to knw abt this matter wch cannot be discussed through the window..and hereby grants permission to meet her in the next 5 minutes downstairs.

Useless Asshole
May I also request her to bring
her painting for her man to see it? ;)

You
Her man? -_-

You
She will :)

Useless Asshole
XD

Useless Asshole
May I also add, Her Highness has
an unbelievable fetish for roleplay? ;)

You
So says the man who taught her ;)

Useless Asshole
;)

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Phewww!! So another chap up! XDXD

Lmao
Wanna knw what happened downstairs with my painting?
XD

Also when I tell u, I planned out this chap while sitting at the airport, amidst this corona pandemic 😨😨

Hehe...vote? :*