Star Wars: Jordan's Story

Chapter 27

A few years later...

Tom: Are you the Dairy Paper Boy?

Dex: I'm the Towel Boy living in a Box inside someone's Mailbox at 6491 Batesville near the Scarecrows.

Tom: That's terrible.

Dex: Some things you just have to accept.

Tom: Be careful around Kailee Dunston.

She smokes Cockatiels and Weasels the size of Pandas.

Dex: Noted.

Tom: And remember don't whistle at 2PM.

Meanwhile...

Master Nora Grey dancing to Jedi Rock N Roll...

Master Neo Grey: The Kids been driving the Mailman nuts.

Master Nora Grey: That's right, today is Farting Tuesday.

Master Neo Grey: Farting Tuesday?

Master Nora Grey: The Kids learn on Planet Dawn Halfwits and Leprechauns Fart on Tuesdays to avoid drunk Rainbows.

Master Neo Grey: That's weird.

Master Nora Grey: You are to take the kids to the Crystal Cave so they can build their lightsabers today.

Master Neo Grey: Where are you going?

Master Nora Grey: I'm going to take out a vicious Sith Lord.

Master Neo Grey: Why can't you relax with us?

Master Nora Grey: I will return soon.

Master Neo: Fine.

Master Nora Grey leaves...

Master Neo goes to the Kids room...

Kelly Grey: Apologize William now!

William Grey: Never!

Kelly Grey gives William Grey a Wedge...

Master Neo Grey: What is going on in here?

Kelly Grey: I gave William a Wedge for farting.

William Grey: I didn't fart!

Kelly Grey: Don't lie!

William Grey: I'm not lying, I didn't fart you did!

Master Neo Grey: Break it up Kids, who cares who farted.

Kelly Grey: Are we going to the Crystal Cave today?

Master Neo Grey: Yes, if you two behave.

Kelly Grey: We will.

William Grey: I hope I get a good color.

Master Neo Grey: Your Uncles will train you later.

Meanwhile...

Master Zackary Grey dueling Darth Egypt...

Darth Egypt kicks Zackery...

Darth Egypt: You are doomed!

Master Curtis Grey: I'll deal with Darth Egypt.

Master Curtis Grey activates his lightsaber...

Master Curtis Grey duels Darth Egypt...

Darth Egypt dies...

Master Zackary Grey: Thanks for saving me.

Master Curtis Grey: That's what brothers do.

Meanwhile...